Reply to: Cradle of Filth

[AlfredJPruffock]

The Cure........Killing an Arab......urm....good tunes.....

In fact this title ,was taken from a chapter in the Albert Camus book , L Etranger , The Stranger.

[Bagpuss]

"Jesus built my hot rod"

Now there's a good ditty

[Rebecca Loos]

Can't find the pix on the web, but it was in yesterday's or Tuesday's news, about a man arrested for wearing a "Jesus Is A C**t" t-shirt which apparently promotes the Ipswich-based band Cradle Of Filth

[steve'O]

I don't really call that 'music' either, but they do inspire nice t-shirts, of the kind Chico would enjoy
(was in the news yesterday)

Can we not see the t-shirt to which you refer?

[Rebecca Loos]

I don't really call that 'music' either, but they do inspire nice t-shirts, of the kind Chico would enjoy
(was in the news yesterday)

[xoggoth]

I have no idea what any of you are talking about. I assume this is some crap, some so-called "music" that came AFTER the Rolling Stones??? Spit!!!

YOU LOT DONT KNOW YER BORN!!!

[voron]

Hmmmm, good outfit. You are clearly a man of good taste; treat yourself to a cigar.

[Board Game Geek]

Well, for those that are interested.....Colchester Insantorium kicks off with a new venue and acts on Nov 19th....Last Dance and Devilish Presley....cracking bands I might add.

In the last year, I have seen Rammstein (3 times : London, Berlin and Prague), and Diary of Dreams in London. Plus Last Dance again, and All About Eve.

I think the C:\MP3 folder is groaning a bit now, mostly with Industrial Goth, and the old classics from The Mission. Always thought the Cure a bit too mainstream pop for my liking.

And just had my end of contract bonus and spent £500 on a coat down in Camden, plus some New Rocks and assorted apparel.

[ratewhore]

...that band with the song that never ends "In the temple of Love...."

Sisters of Mercy?

[voron]

Wow, the only one I knew was Cenotaph; must be getting really old!

You missed a couple of classic Cannibal Corpse tracks; "Force fed on broken glass" and "Entrails ripped from a virgin's c**t".

[Frank Sinatra]

Try these ones for size...(the really bad ones taken out)

7000 Dying Rats - "And Then the Girl Said 'Why Would You Want to Be in a Band That Didn't Have a Message?'"

Abosranie Bogom - "Gum Stuck up the Ass"

Acid Bath - "Cassie Eats Cockroaches"

Agoraphobic Nosebleed - "Bulltulip Gets Up and Walks Around" and "Torn Apart by Dingos"

Amoebic Dysentery - "Anal Bead Bonanza," "Feasting on Steve Urkel's Disgorged Intestinal Fluid," "Macaroni and Manchowder," and "Pee-Wee Herman: Daycare Terrorist"

Anal Birth - "Anal Sex with a Stillborn Fetus" and "Vaginally Chainsawed"

Anal ***** - "Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You," "I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant," "Kyle from Incantation Has a Mustache," and "You Have Goals"

Beef Conspiracy - "The Sweet Caress of a Nailgun"

Broken Hope - "She Came Out in Chunks"

Cadaver Removal Technician - "Her Body a Canvas; My Tool, a Knife"

Cattle Decapitation - "Carnal Fecophilia Due to Prolonged Exposure to Methane"

Cenotaph - "Sickened by His Own Pathologic Fancy of Collecting Ingots of Humanial Meat" and "Superimposed
Guttural Vociferations of Ulceric Anal Turgor"

Cock and Ball Torture - "Buttman Goes to Rio," "Fat Sex Mama," "Filthy Phone **** Sluts," "Funny Butt Injector," "Phrenetic Pussy Slasher," "Poontang Clan," and "Where Girls Learn to Piss on Command"

Combatwoundedveteran - "I Got a Slingshot, Wanna Get Hurt?," "My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!," and "Propaganda Films Shot with a Sitcom Script"

Cranitripsy - "Gnawing on Your Bowels"

The Dawn of Reckoning - "The Slow Process of Digesting the Innards of an Aborted Alien Fetus"

Decomposing Serenity - "Childproof Anus Modification"

Demonic Orgy - "Booze Fueled Boners," "Cancer of the *****," and "I F*cked Your Mom"

Disgorged Foetus - "Triumph of the Penis"

Dismembered Fetus - "Aaarrrggg!!!," "Suck My Cock and Get Out," "Turn This Sh*t Off!," and "Vaginal Colostomy Bag"

Dyscrasia - "Retching Up Aborted Feces"

Dysmenorrheic Hemorrhage - "Fresh Vaginal Trophy," "Marinated in Bowel Leakage," and "Microwaved Scrotal
Explosion"

Ejaculated Whore - "Put Your Head Behind My Tire While I Back Up" and "Taco Bell Abortion Party"

Erytrosy - "Broken Orgasm"

Feasting Blood - "Fistf*cking a Stillborn Bitch" and "Masturbate on Little Children"

Feces Munchers - "The Anal Violation of Chicken Little"

Fetus Eaters - "C'mon, Nobody Really Likes Manowar"

Filth - "Bowel Buffet" and "Fistful of Pubes"

Flesh Grinder - "Opthalmological Laceration in the Insane Moribund" and "Tissue Injury Caused by an Apparent Immunologic Reaction of Host"

****...I'm Dead - "The Delicious Dollop," "Pablo's Anal Maggot Colony," and "Slowly Raped with a Chainsaw"

Gemisuadi - "Let's Go Watch Some NASCAR"

General Surgery - "The Succulent Aftermath of a Subdural Hemorrhage"

Gore Beyond Necropsy - "Horrendously Analdrilled"

Gronibard - "Fragments of Corpse in My Bicky Burger"

Gruesome Stuff Relish - "Let's Kill Somebody Tonight"

Gut - "Corroded in Bestialized and Gorefying Wormjizz," "Dead Girls Don't Say No," and "Hyper-intestinal Vulva Desecration"

Hatemail - "I'm Going to Email You a Picture of My Nutsack" and "Why Is My Ex-girlfriend Insane?"

Hemdale - "Advanced Intestinal Love," "Buried Under a Pile of Zombie Dung," "It Burns...and It Just Plain Smells Bad," and "Tasty Hemorrhoidal Tissue"

He Who Corrupts - "Young Boy Throws Jesus in the Water (Jesus Gets Upset)"

Impulsive Mutilation - "I **** Anorexia," "Sex with Sandpaper," and "Vice Crushed Testicles"

Intense Hammer Rage - "Addicted to the Splatter," "Any Old Snuff Film Starring Your Kid as the Corpse," "I Dreamt I Had a Vagina," and "Roly Poly Chunks of a Pathetic Obese Cow"

Intestinal Disgorge - "Force Fed Diarrheal Slime," "Kill After Kill After Kill After Kill After Kill," and "Masturbating in Overflowed Diarrheal Toilet Water"

Ironia - "I Want More Victims," "My Grandmother Always Told Me Serial Killer Stories," and "The Traumatic Influenza of the Hemophiliac **** Monster"

Last Days of Humanity - "Choked in Anal Mange," "The Ecstacy of Swallowing Torso Faeces," "Hacked Into Red Mush," and "A Reeking Pile of Septic Brainfluid"

Libido Airbag - "Your Mom Can't Suck Dicks"

Lividity - "Randomly Raped Rectum"

Lymphatic Phlegm - "Abnormal Anastomosis Among the Diffuse Parts of the Arteriovenus Complex," "Abnormal Multiplication of Diaphragmmatic Tissue Cells," "Bacillosis in the Internal Ligaments of the Bile Vesicle," "Chronic Suppurated Dermatosis with Feculent Epithelial Exulceration," "Concretion Stabilized Within the Excreting Canal of the Salivary Glands," "Congenital Tumor Constituted by Embryonic Tissues and Foetal Residues," "Degenerative Affection of the Semitendious Muscular Tract," "Grotesque Congenital Deformity in The Terminal Extremity of the Excretory System Causing Anatomical Irreversibilty of the Macerated Tissue," "Growth of the Mucus Membrane Ill Vein Tissue and Stomach Subjacent Fiber Tissue," "Inhalation of Vomitus (Subsequent Pneumo-interstitial Emphysema)," "Inorganic Variety of Chronic Tuberculosis Peritonitis," "Malignant Tumor Grown from Renal Parenchyma," "Mucupurulent and Cystic Fibrosis of the Pancreas (Absence of Pancreatic Ferments)," "Multiple Induced Foetal Abnormalities in Embryopathia," "Necrosis of a Rather Extensive Part of the Jejunum Ileum," "Nephrological Problems by Degenerative Lesions in the Renal Tubules," "Pathological Analysis of the Collagenic Affections," "Pneumo-ingurgitation Consequent to the Embolism of a Peripheral Branch of the Pulmonary Arteries," "Pulmonary Thrombotic Embolism (Malignant Occlusive Microthrombus Formation)," "Spontaneous and Spasmodic Contraction of the Muscle Membranous Ligaments of the Esophagus," "Stenosis on the Circumflex Branch of the Coronary Left Artery," "Stenotic Obstruction to the Normal Progression of the Enterological Content," "Surgical Suppression of the Extremities and Abnormalities on the Basic Mechanisms of Sanguine Coagulation," and "Traumatic Subarachnoid Hemorrhage Due to Disseminated Aneurysm (Disposed to Coagulate)"

Malignancy - "Fried Afterbirth"

Merkin - "Beating Up the Elderly," "I Use Socks Instead of Condoms," "MTV Sucks My Nuts," "My Great-Grandma Is a Hooker," and "We're Gonna Shove a Lava Lamp Up Your Ass"

Minch - "Aaaarrrfff!"

Misogynist Pussyslasher - "Disgusting Fat Pig Slut"

Morbid Sexual Fetish - "Bullets Through the Back of a Hermaphrodite Zombie's Head" and "Regurgitated Intestines Through a Sewn Mouth"

Necrobestiality - "Beaten for Menstruating" and "There's Diarrhea on My Slip 'n Slide"

Neuropathia - "Mr. Stench's Story"

Neurovisceral Exhumation - "The Scraping and Blowtorch Incineration of a Methastic Rampant Gynecologic Tumor in the Colon-uterine Wall Causing Retrovaginal Expelling of Gory Sewage"

Nunwhore Commando 666 - "Bibleburning Bukkake Blaster"

Pig Destroyer - "Tickets to the Car Crash"

Pile of Eggs - "The Sounds of Crazy Alien Creatures Destroying the World"

Plasma - "Imminent Vulva Dissection"

Prosthetic ***** - "The Ants Wanna Eat the Freak," "Choking on Human Cinder tulip," "Doing Bad Things to Her Butt with My Mind," "**** Her in the Ass Punch Her in the Head," "Oooooh I'm Dying," and "Vomit-stuffed Rectum"

Purulent Spermcanal - "Abnormal Grotesque Ejaculation"

Putrilage - "Crumbled Genitals" and "Facial Bowel Release"

Reek of tulips - "Anal Massacre"

Regurgitate - "Complete Rectal Prolapse" and "Ruptured Remains in a Doggybag"

Reinfection - "Skin Torn off the Genitals"

Retch - "Reinsertion of Aborted Remnants"

Rotted Vagina Tool - "Disposing My Tasty Slut Guts"

Saprogenic - "Foaming Rectal Seepage" and "Force Fed Excrement"

Scarver's Calling - "When I Hear This Music (I Want to ****** Kill You)"

Slough - "Three Men and a Fetus"

Stoma - "Splattered Fat Bitch"

Toilet Bowl Splatter Massacre - "Erection from Constipation"

Tourette's Syndrome - "Where's Jesus Now Bitch"

Uterus - "Eyelid Caught on a Nail," "Fingering a Corpse," and "Garbage Can Full of Cum"

Vaginal Carnage - "Indian Eskimo Nazi ***** Serving Me Potato Cakes" and "Mad Mullet C*nts"

Vampire Sorority Babes - "I'm Gonna Run You Over with a Tractor," "I Murder the Make a Wish Children," "I Tie Children in the Basement for Fun," "Kill Your Family," and "Remember That Brick That Flew Through Your Window and Hit You in the Back of the Head, Leaving You Hospitalized and Paralyzed? Well, the Funny Thing Is That It Was Me Who Threw the Brick"

Vampiric Motives - "He Shot Her Down and Ate Her Flesh and Then He Said 'Excuse Me, But I Would Have Preferred Being Eaten Rather Than to Eat'," "Our Methodical Rampages Are Almost Always Catasexually Motivated," and "We Approve All Types of Terrorism, But We Prefer Mass Murder"

Viscera - "Drowned in Smegma" and "Menstrual Skids"

Vomitorial Corpulence - "Festering Insalubrious Bowel Hemorrhaging of Gangrenous Pustulosus and Abdominal Abscess Discharge of the Intestinal Tract" and "Malignant Cancerous Brain Feast and Tumorous Cerebral Beverage of the Cranium"

Vomit Sex - "Battery Acid tulip Bile Ejaculation," "Clotted Urinal Pus Penis," "Gurgling with Vomit in Your Mouth," and "My Wine Is Pus, Bile, tulip and Piss"

Vomit Spawn - "Feed the Homeless to the Homeless"

WOT - "Your Kid's Not Slow, He's Just Retarded"

[voron]

The easiest way to spot a goth used to be that they looked like a panda.

Hey, have you been spying on me? I've had my passport for quite a few years and I have no end of trouble trying to prove it's me (passport looks like Marilyn Manson, current reality is more like Harry Potter!).

[steve'O]

The easiest way to spot a goth used to be that they looked like a panda.

Always chewing Bamboo while lying on your back and scratching your ass?

[BoredBloke]

The easiest way to spot a goth used to be that they looked like a panda.

[n5gooner]

The Cure........Killing an Arab......urm....good tunes.....