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Previously on "The apprentice"
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Rumour has it, she's been huskily whispering exactly what you want in the ear of "PANTSMAN" of Durham
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That lad from Durham is a total prat.
I'd put money on him being from Chester Le Street - they're all ilke that there. Totally full of himself - what a t*t.
And he's so aggresiove - you can't be like that in business. If I'd been that Amercian lass I would have made him sit outside until we'd thought of a better idea.
I love the blonde lass - she knows exactly what she wants and isn't afraid to say it. She's one of the only ones to not be afraid of being in charge so far.
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Quite.Originally posted by d000hg View PostAn idiot worth hundreds of millions of pounds.
I wonder what Syed is doing these days?
Or Tre, who was one of the few who had his wits about him?
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How can any of those muppets run any type of successful business?! Their backgrounds must have been made up! Will fit right in with alan though - ***t programme that is getting plenty viewers...Originally posted by d000hg View PostAn idiot worth hundreds of millions of pounds.
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An idiot worth hundreds of millions of pounds.Originally posted by PM-Junkie View PostThe blonde lass on the other team is quite tasty. I wouldn't give any of them the time of day though - a bunch of egotistical idiots. So any of them will fit right in with Alan Sugar.
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Plenty tasty. Plus a full set of veneers.Originally posted by PM-Junkie View PostThe blonde lass on the other team is quite tasty. I wouldn't give any of them the time of day though - a bunch of egotistical idiots. So any of them will fit right in with Alan Sugar.
I might have to adjust my views on fit blondes - maybe they can be clever and fit
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Shock of the week was "Twunt" (star of previous threads)Originally posted by PM-Junkie View PostThe blonde lass on the other team is quite tasty. I wouldn't give any of them the time of day though - a bunch of egotistical idiots. So any of them will fit right in with Alan Sugar.
a) Wasn't the stupidest *rse of the week...
b) Acknowledged that Blonde Tart was a good Team Leader
Pr*t of the week the Yank Tart - Why Oh Why Oh Why didn't she take Nureel/Nob-end (the "winning" PM from last week) back into the boardroom??
Sur-al - Ah Nurofen! Last week you escaped! Tell me young man what did you do this week to redeem yourself?
Nu-rayban - .........
Sur-al. Don't bother son. Just piss off!
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Originally posted by Ruprect View PostApparently she's banging the cheeky geordie. No accounting for taste obviously.
Mary Portas was right when she described him as a "beast" - Yuk!
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Apparently she's banging the cheeky geordie. No accounting for taste obviously.Originally posted by PM-Junkie View PostThe blonde lass on the other team is quite tasty. I wouldn't give any of them the time of day though - a bunch of egotistical idiots. So any of them will fit right in with Alan Sugar.
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The blonde lass on the other team is quite tasty. I wouldn't give any of them the time of day though - a bunch of egotistical idiots. So any of them will fit right in with Alan Sugar.
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Not too bad this week, but I was just getting to like that american girl. Would anyone else?
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