Budget box - why is it so scraffy and scratchy?

[snaw]

It's from the wee squirrels scrabbling desperately at the briefcase they're bent over, getting a good rogering form the Chancellor. Symbolising the shafting he's about to unleash on the equally poor unsuspecting public.

You probably wouldn't get it (The non consensual part of that I mean. I'm sure the squirrel ******* part you'd be au fait with).

[moorfield]

Budget box - why is it so scraffy and scratchy?

It's been repeatedly shoved up the taxpayers @rse too many times before.

[Troll]

"Scraffy and scratchy"
"It's an old tradition that foreighers don't get"

..plus spelling and grammar

[NetwkSupport]

with all that money they've squandered you'd think they could afford to get a decent one

[swamp]

I thought GB had a new one made when he became Chancellor. Seems that's the budget box has been kicked about a bit.

[AtW]

See image: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph...e_1389049c.jpg

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