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Toolpusher replied

20 April 2009, 16:45
Mmmmm......Xena (NSFW)........
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BrianSnail replied

20 April 2009, 16:15
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Not telling! I'm not giving you dirty ole men any more fuel for your geriatric Kleenex sodden fantasies

But It's a real good un ......

Tell! Tell!!
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Pogle replied

20 April 2009, 16:15
Not telling! I'm not giving you dirty ole men any more fuel for your geriatric Kleenex sodden fantasies

But It's a real good un ......
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Board Game Geek replied

20 April 2009, 15:58
<wonders if he can dig out Gillian Anderson's phone number somewhere, over the rainbow...Noooooooooo !)
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MaryPoppins replied

20 April 2009, 15:29
Originally posted by voodooflux View Post

And then some!

I can safely say that a lesbian fantasy involving Julie Andrews isn't something that's ever occured to me before.

Me neither, however I was speaking more from my non MP persona. I think Julie might be a bit past all that kerfuffle now.
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realityhack replied

20 April 2009, 15:28
Originally posted by BrianSnail View Post

5....4....

There goes another one.

It's bodypopping like a 1970s disco in here.
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Rookie replied

20 April 2009, 15:28
Originally posted by voodooflux View Post

And then some!

I can safely say that a lesbian fantasy involving Julie Andrews isn't something that's ever occured to me before.

<singing> The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Fisting......<singing>
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EternalOptimist replied

20 April 2009, 15:27
Originally posted by BrianSnail View Post

Cunnilingus shirley?

I know, it's a tonguetwister that one
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BrianSnail replied

20 April 2009, 15:25
Originally posted by voodooflux View Post

(And can't believe this thread is still in General!)

5....4....
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BrianSnail replied

20 April 2009, 15:24
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Beyonce - 'ok go for it girl'
MaryPoppins - 'SuperCallousFlagellisticExpertCunnilinguist'

Cunnilingus shirley?
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voodooflux replied

20 April 2009, 15:24
(And can't believe this thread is still in General!)
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voodooflux replied

20 April 2009, 15:22
Originally posted by cojak View Post

That was quick - even for you!

Lady VF, is that you?
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voodooflux replied

20 April 2009, 15:22
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Supercalifragilistic!

And then some!

I can safely say that a lesbian fantasy involving Julie Andrews isn't something that's ever occured to me before.
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MaryPoppins replied

20 April 2009, 15:18
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Beyonce - 'ok go for it girl'
MaryPoppins - 'SuperCallousFlagellisticExpertCunnilinguist'

Ha, you win on that one
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cojak replied

20 April 2009, 15:17
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Beyonce - 'ok go for it girl'
MaryPoppins - 'SuperCallousFlagellisticExpertCunnilinguist'

That was quick - even for you!
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