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Previously on "Plan B"
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He is going to sell meat from brown rats instead of black ones. They are bigger and therefore more profitable. Bit down market if you ask me though beans.
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That's all I got...Originally posted by planetitYou only get a bucket and a half you know
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Ahh it's amazing what people will pay for 3 ml of dead watery protein suspension.
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In Confidence
Milan has told me all about his Plan B. I think it is achieveable but if he let more people in on it he would reach his goal.
Milan has decided to sell his sperm. He is attempting to use an old wrinkled copy of Razzle, a high protein diet and a jam jar. He is of the opinion that many will want to pay for his supply of man juice, that he is now holding in the top drawer of his freezer. Obviously Mrs Milan is not happy, but as she pointed out, if there are no takers for this Milan can operate his Plan C and make the film Mrs Milan and the Revenge of the Bukake.
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My plan B.
Give all my money to Brownstuff. Enter "poverty", claim a free council house and handouts and live down the pub Eastenders style.
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Please elaborate...
Frankly, I am not that interested, but please enlighten us. I know you're itching to tell us something... It's clearly not your intellectual property, as you don't actually own the "Oh Dear!" trademark, but please pray tell us what the MB Plan B is.
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Plan B
Press Release
Benes Plan B
passes first milestone, a few months delayed but got there in the end.
Milan.Last edited by milanbenes; 18 October 2005, 08:45.Tags: None
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