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Previously on "Caption Competition"

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  • zathras
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    "Now where did I put that copy of Economics 101"

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  • BlasterBates
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    ...sh*t the bank's called in the overdraft.

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  • hyperD
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    "That lying c un t, he said he was only going to stay 2 terms, all I did was to hide the recession from the british people for a while just to bide my time before I am leader, and then he says he's staying......I JUST CAN'T LIE ANY MORE!!!!! I CAN'T CONTROL IT!!!!!!!!!! I'm F UC KING FINISHED BIG VERN"

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  • n5gooner
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    Originally posted by steve'O
    Even with one hand superglued to his head Mr Brown was able to pursue World domination with his right hand........
    ........................stroking the only thing that mattered to him, using his................

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  • steve'O
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn


    "When is that dickhead Blair going to quit?"


    Even with one hand superglued to his head Mr Brown was able to pursue World domination with his right hand........

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  • n5gooner
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    sh1t I've come all over my trousers....

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  • Clownio
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    It's obvious. He's in the middle of doing the classic "DICK HEAD" sign.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by hyperD
    Brown realises that there are no more economic figures to massage.
    That is not the econiomic figures that he is massaging

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  • AtW
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    "Sh1t, even contractors from CUK don't like me."

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    Brown realises that there are no more economic figures to massage.

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  • John Galt
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    I know I'm after his job (hic) but he didn't have to poke me in the eye (sob)

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  • thunderlizard
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    Not a caption, but in that photo GB's left shoulder sticks out far too far and he seems to be wearing a toupe.

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  • ancient
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    How many times have you seen someone jump ship and get promoted just before the tulip hits the fan?

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  • Lucifer Box
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    "Oh tulip, my only chance is to move next door before anyone notices what I've done."
    Last edited by Lucifer Box; 17 October 2005, 19:29.

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  • DimPrawn
    started a topic Caption Competition

    Caption Competition



    "When is that dickhead Blair going to quit?"

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