Originally posted by DimPrawn
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"That lying c un t, he said he was only going to stay 2 terms, all I did was to hide the recession from the british people for a while just to bide my time before I am leader, and then he says he's staying......I JUST CAN'T LIE ANY MORE!!!!! I CAN'T CONTROL IT!!!!!!!!!! I'm F UC KING FINISHED BIG VERN"
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........................stroking the only thing that mattered to him, using his................Originally posted by steve'OEven with one hand superglued to his head Mr Brown was able to pursue World domination with his right hand........
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Originally posted by DimPrawn
"When is that dickhead Blair going to quit?"
Even with one hand superglued to his head Mr Brown was able to pursue World domination with his right hand........
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It's obvious. He's in the middle of doing the classic "DICK HEAD" sign.
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That is not the econiomic figures that he is massagingOriginally posted by hyperDBrown realises that there are no more economic figures to massage.
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Brown realises that there are no more economic figures to massage.Originally posted by DimPrawn
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I know I'm after his job (hic) but he didn't have to poke me in the eye (sob)
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Not a caption, but in that photo GB's left shoulder sticks out far too far and he seems to be wearing a toupe.
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How many times have you seen someone jump ship and get promoted just before the tulip hits the fan?
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"Oh tulip, my only chance is to move next door before anyone notices what I've done."Last edited by Lucifer Box; 17 October 2005, 19:29.
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