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An interface allows a transfer from one system to another.
With permission, a man inserts knob into woman's **** and there is a transfer of jiz.
(Protocol is how the man convinces the woman to let him do it.)
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Don't worry Timberwolf, that contract is in the bag
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I too found Feynman to be an inspirational character and have read his books. I would like to see the Horizon programme about him again.
An interface converts signals understood by one device into signals understood by a different device. See that TV remote .....
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Originally posted by Pickle2 View PostI knew you weren't really a bird.
No, she's really a bird, honest, about 12 of the CUKers can testify as such, unless 'she' sent a girlfriend along to the xmas bash to keep up the facade.
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Generally, an interface is the overlap where two or more systems affect each other or have links with each other.
In computing this is usually understood as either linkages between computers and other devices, or between computers and people.
More specifically, 'user interface' is commonly understood to be a program that provides a graphical display for the user, that allows the user to interact with the system, indirectly using other types of (mechanical) interfaces such as a 'mouse', or 'keyboard'.
It's so tempting to go into more detail, as I love human-computer-interaction theory and history. Carving through some good books on the topic now.
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostMost of those written here are better than what I blubbered out at the time, which involved abstract classes and unimplemented methods
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThis is the closest anyone got, so surely this one is the winner.
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It's a thingummyjig that contract testers love because everytime one of the apps using an interface is modified you can charge the client a tulipload of money for regression testing it.
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostThe late great Richard Feynman once wrote that if something can't be explained in simple terms, it isn't understood. Well that's not quite what he said it, but that's the gist of it.
Nobel Prize-winning physicist, prankster, juggler, painter, bongo player, safecracker, solver of the Challenger disaster... what a guy.
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