Reply to: Having fun with psychotic neighbour…..

[chef]

Is there a Mrs Wilmslow?

that's the funniest thing I've read all week...

can you imagine how laid back you'd need to be to cope with the daily events? it'd be like being Betty to Frank Spencer..

nb: this is assuming as i'm convinced it's true, that Wilmslow is a sockpuppet and not real, if you are real Wilmslow then I apologise for any hard feelings

[Rookie]

Cat pancakes are delicious.

Do you come with your own studio audience, Wilmslow?

...and the theme tune from "Terry & June".

[Wilmslow]

Is there a Mrs Wilmslow?

Nope, still looking. there is a very nice bird at my Aerobics class though, so there is hope.......

[Wilmslow]

Hi Wilmslow

We are just moving to Wilmslow!! Hope we have better luck?

(next to the Rectory traffic lights).

Ah, the new flats next to Atos Origin?

Not all Wilmslow peeps are that nutty - better than the evening tv though!

[Pogle]

Is there a Mrs Wilmslow?

[Wilmslow]

Neighbour getting worse…..

Saw flying dirt and leaves last night getting chucked over the fence.

I opened the window, neighbour heard this and scuttled inside her house.

Inspected the kind gift, it was 6 laurel hedge leaves (I have a laurel hedge which neighbour chose after I suggested a fence, and she rejected this idea), plus a few other bits of dust.

Started to log the unreasonable behaviour, but, other then get entertained by such lunacy, I am not sure if to just let it all lie, or, to have a chat with her husband.

He is from Wythenshawe with a jailbird brother, so, maybe not a good plan, but, more likely to get result from him than this psycho who insults and hides away from me when we are both in the drive!

[xoggoth]

Don't you have to be a millionaire to move to Wilmslow?

[Pogle]

Its only a (sock) puppet!

I want it to be EO's sockpuppet - the idea amuses me.

[BrilloPad]

Hi Wilmslow

We are just moving to Wilmslow!! Hope we have better luck?

(next to the Rectory traffic lights).

Its only a (sock) puppet!

[Sockpuppet]

Have you people not learned the art of ignoring the twonk.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

"isn't proper English" is incorrect English.

In what way?

[TheRefactornator]

Speaking as a pedant, "in regard to" isn't proper English

"isn't proper English" is incorrect English.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

As a female I can happily say I do the impossible

Anyhows it was like me saying the "pretty button thing" in regard to keyboards to you IT bods

Speaking as a pedant, "in regard to" isn't proper English

[PayMatters]

Hi Wilmslow

We are just moving to Wilmslow!! Hope we have better luck?

(next to the Rectory traffic lights).

[bassy]

<canned laughter>