Cojak mugged outside office

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n5gooner replied

17 October 2005, 07:01
Originally posted by EternalOptimist

where did you bite her ? I hope your teeth met in the middle

prehaps thats how she got the bag back, with fingers in tow.....
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EternalOptimist replied

16 October 2005, 18:43
apart from London, where did you bite her ? I hope your teeth met in the middle
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Chico replied

15 October 2005, 15:08
Cojak

You have my sympathies. Its the nerve of these criminals that get to me. They are so brazen, callous and uncaring. The other day some criminal on the run from armed police kicked my gate and ran through my garden and jumped the fence into a neighbours garden and ran off. I was woken by my wife at 2 AM telling me there were armed police in the garden!!! And yes 3 armed police with a massive police dog in my garden trying to pick the criminal's trail. I tell you it was surreal.
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datestamp replied

15 October 2005, 14:02
Glad to hear you're still in one piece cojak.

If anybody does complain about the bite, just say you were hungry after all that dancing around.
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cojak replied

15 October 2005, 13:00
When looking back, I was amused at the highly indignent "she's biting me" announcement to the world at large.

I obviously wasn't playing by the 'mugger/victim' rules of engagement.

I've been in too many bully fights at school to be intimated by another one... (Bullies only try once)

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cojak replied

15 October 2005, 12:56
Oh yes, BP

Yeah, I'm fine.

I was a minor celebrity at work for a couple of days (and I didn't have to buy a drink for the rest of the week)

The nice young PC told me not to worry about any complaints...
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Bagpuss replied

15 October 2005, 12:16
Originally posted by cojak

Last Tuesday.

Woman asked me the time then grabbed my bag.

But not tight enough. It was a tug-of-war until I broke the stalemate by biting her.

Now I'm waiting for the results of my blood test.

Honestly, wot's the world coming to?

Was this London by any chance?
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cojak replied

15 October 2005, 09:48
I've been ill...
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MarillionFan replied

15 October 2005, 09:41
Jacko. Whats the problem with you. Remember we've met.

You're 6 ft 4'', weigh about 16stone and used to be called trevor!! and you bit her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wheres the fiesty chap I used to know!?!
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cojak started a topic Cojak mugged outside office

15 October 2005, 09:17
Cojak mugged outside office

Last Tuesday.

Woman asked me the time then grabbed my bag.

But not tight enough. It was a tug-of-war until I broke the stalemate by biting her.

Now I'm waiting for the results of my blood test.

Honestly, wot's the world coming to?
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