Job of the day.

[d000hg]

Bar work would pay more than that.

But students in a related field for their degree might prefer to do something semi-technical rather than tend a bar. I know when I was a student I'd rather have done coding for £5/hr I could put on my CV than work in a loud, smoky bar for the same amount. Not that this role would quite be a student gig from the sound of it...

[TykeMerc]

Here's a good one...

Type: Contract
Position: Project Manager/Prince2
Skills: My client a government body based in Lancashire require a
project manager to cover on a number of their latest projects for the
next two months at least. This role would ideally suit someone that has
local government experience and you will be a Prince 2 practitioner.
You must be able to lead and work well in teams and work in high level
ICT projects. Any system Integration experience would be desirable. You
have at least two years industry experience and be able to start work
early May. This role will involve enhanced CRB checking.
Location: Preston, Lancashire
Start Date: Early May
Duration: 2 months initially
Rate: £14-£15/Hour

I saw that one too, it's comical.

[stingman123]

Here's a good one...

Type: Contract
Position: Project Manager/Prince2
Skills: My client a government body based in Lancashire require a
project manager to cover on a number of their latest projects for the
next two months at least. This role would ideally suit someone that has
local government experience and you will be a Prince 2 practitioner.
You must be able to lead and work well in teams and work in high level
ICT projects. Any system Integration experience would be desirable. You
have at least two years industry experience and be able to start work
early May. This role will involve enhanced CRB checking.
Location: Preston, Lancashire
Start Date: Early May
Duration: 2 months initially
Rate: £14-£15/Hour

[SizeZero]

Bar work would pay more than that.

I pay my babysitter more than that

[gingerjedi]

Desktop Support - Public Sector

I am currently working with a Public Sector company who is looking for a Desktop Support Technician to join their team from April for a duration of 6 months.

The role is paying from £7-£8.50 per hour on a 37 hour week.

Key skills:

* Windows Server 2003
* Operating Systems NT, 2000, XP and VISTA

Please apply NOW!

Premier Group Recruitment is acting as an agency in relation to this vacancy.
Location Somerset, GBR, Weston-Super-Mare
Country England
Start Date 17/04/09
Duration 26 weeks
Rate 7-8.50/Hour
Employment Business Premier Reading
Contact Ben Mowbray
Telephone 0118 902 8800
Email [email protected]
Reference JSCRS-1-9785-BM-JSIT2
Posted Date 17/04/2009 18:22:13

Bar work would pay more than that.

[original PM]

I wonder - how much fun you could have as a client.

Get in the new wet behind the ears really eager to please (not like that!) recruitment consultant whose been bugging you for the last week and give them the most ridiculous job description and a stupidly low rate.

And then giggle as they run around like muppets trying to find someone.

Oh erm looks like somebody just did!

[gingerjedi]

http://www.jobserve.com/W49ECB1DF5CA939A5.jsjob

Our client has an immediate requirement for technical support post:

In undertaking this requirement the programme manager requires specialist and independent technical support in order to prepare all necessary information for successful competition and subsequent down selection of a service provider.

Activities to be Undertaken:
The contractor shall undertake the following activities as directed by and to the satisfaction of the Authority.

Part A Pre ITT issue technical support

Technical Support shall conduct specific and discrete Project Management tasks as agreed with the Authority in accordance with DSDM Atern and undertake specific DSDM
a. Experience in using DSDM Atern, earlier version or similar method
MOD Relevant projects using tactical networks
b. DSDM Qualifications/Accreditations
WP1 Capture, prioritise and document a URD in DOORS
WP2 Draft a CONEMP for MLTF
WP3 Review, validation and update of the SRD in DOORS
WP4 Conduct and document a URD/SRD requirements trace in DOORS
WP5 Provide DSDM Atern technical support to:
a)Management, progress, planning and technical meetings related to the programme
b)Briefings and meetings with candidate service providers and equipment suppliers
c)Industry days
d)Liaison with other defence organisations, including the preparation of IBAs where applicable
WP6 Baseline and document the existing equipment, information and service provision
WP7 Support the development of an Invitation To Tender
WP8 Support the development of a scoring mechanism

Part B (Option) Post ITT issue technical support

WP9 Support the technical scoring and assessment of ITT responses
WP10 Develop a Government Furnished Equipment and Information list
WP11 Maintain and Issue GFE/GFI to the selected contractor
WP12 Assist in the technical sign off of requirements against the detailed service provision
WP13 Uplift and maintenance of the SRD/URD with technical sign off information
WP14 Technical review of service level enhancements/modification proposals made by the contractor
WP15 Provide DSDM Atern technical support to:
a)Management, progress, planning and technical meetings related to the programme
b)Briefings and meetings with the service provider and associated equipment suppliers
c)Industry days
d)Liaison with other defence organisations
Deliverables:
The contractor shall deliver the following:

Part A Pre ITT issue technical support

WP1 Del URD
WP2 Del - Draft CONEMP
WP3 Del SRD
WP4 Del URD/SRD requirements trace
WP5 Del Minutes, Notes, Action items and IBAs as required by the Authority at each meeting
WP6 Del equipment, information and service baseline document
WP7 Del ITT document
WP8 Del ITT scoring guide

Part B (Option) Post ITT issue technical support

WP9 Scoring and assessment information
WP10 GFE/GFI list
WP11 GFE/GFI documentation and issue management process log
WP12 Technical reports of contractor evidence
WP13 Updated URD and SRD
WP14 Technical reports of contractor proposals
WP15 - Minutes, Notes, Action items as required by the Authority at each meeting

Candiadtes must have relevant experience and skills to carry out the role efficiently and effectively.

*SC Clearance is highly desirable*




Due to the nature and urgency of this post, candidates holding or who have held high level security clearance in the past are most welcome to apply. Please note successful applicants will be required to be security cleared prior to appointment which can take up to 10 weeks. LA International Computer Consultants Ltd is an HMG Approved Consultancy and operates as an IT & Engineering Consultancy or as an Employment Business & Agency, depending upon the precise nature of the work, for security cleared jobs or non clearance vacancies.

Location Bristol
Country UK
Start Date 13/04/2009
Duration 6 months
Rate £10 per annum
Employment Business LA International Computer Consultants Ltd
Contact Zoe Booth
Telephone 01782 203040
Fax 01782 203050
Email [email protected]
Reference JS056884
Posted Date 07/04/2009 12:43:04

What do you reckon the typo is? No mater how you look at it they have to be fecking joking Shirley!!

[ba55meister]

Ooooh. In my first IT job I changed backup tapes. Transferrable skills?

hahah ideal mate!

[lightng]

Replacement of towels, toilet rolls, & general housekeeping duties

Ooooh. In my first IT job I changed backup tapes. Transferrable skills?

[chef]

Security Vetting is undertaken for this role !

w00t?!

for all those George Michael type previous convictions im guessing

[ba55meister]

Security Vetting is undertaken for this role !

w00t?!

[pmeswani]

what search critera did you use to bring up that?

Do you need SC for it?

Just the word Security in the description and contracts jobs only search.

[stingman123]

what search critera did you use to bring up that?

Do you need SC for it?

[pmeswani]

Was doing my usual search for Security roles and came across this role. I must admit that the role isn't the exciting challenges I was after.

http://www.jobserve.com/W8978178D9CE98745.jsjob

Janitor Contract

Janitor Urgently Required ! Mon - Fri 37 hrs - ?6.45 per hr - Lichfield location also to cover Chasetown & Armitage - duration 2 months .Are you looking for a exciting new challenge ? a fantastic opportunity ? then read on.My client is a local police authority based in Staffordshire who are seeking a Janitor .the role consists of the following :. Disposal of all shredded paper & cardboard. General minor repairs. Distribution of deliveries. Carrying out weekly meter readings. Supervising contractors. Managing stock levels of cleaning materials & replacement equipment. Replacement of towels, toilet rolls, & general housekeeping duties.Security Vetting is undertaken for this role ! Ideal candidate will have a flexible attitude to the various duties ! Interested then contact Sandra on 01782 558146 or email : (see below)

Location Lichfield , Staffordshire
Country UK
Start Date ASAP - subject to vetting
Rate ?6.45
Recruiter Adecco
Contact Sandra Edgington
Telephone 01782 558146
Fax 01782 558011
Email [email protected]
Reference JSSTAFF/APR/01
Posted Date 07/04/2009 09:14:33