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Previously on "The great CUK AGW Science debate"

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Yes. It's that chunky because the amount of sense you emit means it's going the way of the Antractic ice.

    HTH.
    A non-commital answer. The sasguru is keeping his powder dry. Waiting till the last minute for a hockey stick curve I suspect



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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    just getting changed. wow, is that really my kn0b ?

    Yes. It's that tiny because the amount of hot air you emit means it's going the way of the Antractic ice.

    HTH.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    No.

    its a running climate change scientific modelling calculus Privak variable, and we are losing.

    get the vote out now Brillo before we all melt to death





    Can I burn my ex-wife?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by PM-Junkie View Post
    I've decide to cut my own emissions - I've stopped farting. I calculate that has to reduce the effect of global warming by around 0.5%

    How many points do I get for that?
    An excellent contribution to the scientific model.
    -0.1 for yourself

    -0.3 (maximised) for your witty bonus multiplier



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  • PM-Junkie
    replied
    I've decide to cut my own emissions - I've stopped farting. I calculate that has to reduce the effect of global warming by around 0.5%

    How many points do I get for that?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Does that mean I win?
    No.

    its a running climate change scientific modelling calculus Privak variable, and we are losing.

    get the vote out now Brillo before we all melt to death





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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
    I thought you were at the pub.

    +0.2


    current projected climate change from CUK modelling

    (and sasguru hasnt showed up yet)


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  • BrilloPad
    replied
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    -0.8
    Does that mean I win?

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  • EternalOptimist
    replied
    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
    I thought you were at the pub.

    +0.2
    just getting changed. wow, is that really my kn0b ?

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    +0.1
    -0.1
    I thought you were at the pub.

    +0.2

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    My wife's South African, so the heating is on (full) most of the time, for about 8 months of the year. (+0.3)

    I have my own hockey stick. (+0.3)

    I have a black leather jacket. (+0.1)

    I own 9 computers, 2 of which are running and online constantly. (+0.2)

    I take regular domestic flights instead of the train. (+0.3)

    I hate polar bears. (+0.3)

    I once doused AndyW in leaded petrol and set him alight. (+0.3)
    Voters are only allowed one bonus

    +0.4

    Come on you sceptics, vote now or the planet will vaporise


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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by expat View Post
    Little understanding of science here. An airconditioner, or a fridge, warms up the planet. It cools down one little piece of it, at the cost of warming up another piece by more than it cools down the first piece.
    +0.1
    -0.1

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  • realityhack
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    My wife's South African, so the heating is on (full) most of the time, for about 8 months of the year. (+0.3)

    I have my own hockey stick. (+0.3)

    I have a black leather jacket. (+0.1)

    I own 9 computers, 2 of which are running and online constantly. (+0.2)

    I take regular domestic flights instead of the train. (+0.3)

    I hate polar bears. (+0.3)

    I once doused AndyW in leaded petrol and set him alight. (+0.3)

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  • Ruprect
    replied
    Originally posted by expat View Post
    Little understanding of science here. An airconditioner, or a fridge, warms up the planet. It cools down one little piece of it, at the cost of warming up another piece by more than it cools down the first piece.
    Hang on a minute. You're implying that there are some kind of laws relating to thermodynamics. Which everyone knows is ludicrous!

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by expat View Post
    Little understanding of science here. An airconditioner, or a fridge, warms up the planet. It cools down one little piece of it, at the cost of warming up another piece by more than it cools down the first piece.
    Rubbish. I have had the car aircon on full and inside the car it's freezing but outside the car it still says 24 deg C. The outside didn't get any warmer. Are you sure you understand science at all?

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