The great CUK AGW Science debate

[EternalOptimist]

Little understanding of science here. An airconditioner, or a fridge, warms up the planet. It cools down one little piece of it, at the cost of warming up another piece by more than it cools down the first piece.

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[EternalOptimist]

My wife's South African, so the heating is on (full) most of the time, for about 8 months of the year. (+0.3)

I have my own hockey stick. (+0.3)

I have a black leather jacket. (+0.1)

I own 9 computers, 2 of which are running and online constantly. (+0.2)

I take regular domestic flights instead of the train. (+0.3)

I hate polar bears. (+0.3)

I once doused AndyW in leaded petrol and set him alight. (+0.3)

Voters are only allowed one bonus

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Come on you sceptics, vote now or the planet will vaporise


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[Ruprect]

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I thought you were at the pub.

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[EternalOptimist]

I thought you were at the pub.

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just getting changed. wow, is that really my kn0b ?

[BrilloPad]

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Does that mean I win?

[EternalOptimist]

I thought you were at the pub.

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current projected climate change from CUK modelling

(and sasguru hasnt showed up yet)


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[EternalOptimist]

Does that mean I win?

No.

its a running climate change scientific modelling calculus Privak variable, and we are losing.

get the vote out now Brillo before we all melt to death

[PM-Junkie]

I've decide to cut my own emissions - I've stopped farting. I calculate that has to reduce the effect of global warming by around 0.5%

How many points do I get for that?

[EternalOptimist]

I've decide to cut my own emissions - I've stopped farting. I calculate that has to reduce the effect of global warming by around 0.5%

How many points do I get for that?

An excellent contribution to the scientific model.
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[BrilloPad]

No.

its a running climate change scientific modelling calculus Privak variable, and we are losing.

get the vote out now Brillo before we all melt to death

Can I burn my ex-wife?