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Previously on "This is why Jobserve is down"

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  • MrMark
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    Site's back up.

    Let's hope there's some real jobs

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  • Jubber
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    Should have used this

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Olympic cock-up knocks out BT Exchange

    One of the sites hit was Jobserve - the site is still down at the time of writing and is hosting an apology (pdf) from supplier Telstra International.
    They weren't using one of them blessed mole machines!? Tried one of them when I worked on railway when I were but a lad. Totally bogus. Project managers wet dream: lay a cable underground without having to dig a trench.

    You ought to have seen the size of hole dug to dig the fscking thing back out.

    I would hazard this one'll be similar by the time they get to it.

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  • SantaClaus
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    it was a double/double/double joke.

    i guess my mind it too highly tuned




    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    too high.
    multiplied by two. Just to be pedantic:

    I guess my mind is too highly tuned.

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  • AtW
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    Shhhhhhh, they were looking for oil there...

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  • smiff
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    Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View Post
    Whoosh......................
    I think you were the one whooshed.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    This happened last year to a place I was working in, we got knocked out by someone cutting a cable about 10 miles up the road.

    Got told to head home at 11 but still charged a day rate, kerching.
    Getting paid when there is no work to do? Sounds like permie talk to me

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  • minestrone
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    This happened last year to a place I was working in, we got knocked out by someone cutting a cable about 10 miles up the road.

    Got told to head home at 11 but still charged a day rate, kerching.

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  • Sysman
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    Traffic lights out too

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    it was a double/double/double joke.

    i guess my mind it too highly tuned




    too high.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    it was a double/double/double joke.

    i guess my mind it too highly tuned




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  • PM-Junkie
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I think they meant drilling equipment, not uninteresting equipment. They were trying to drill an hole to put a cable through.
    Oh dear...

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  • BrianSnail
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I think they meant drilling equipment, not uninteresting equipment. They were trying to drill an hole to put a cable through.
    Is SAS using the EO account today?

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  • Sausage Surprise
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I think they meant drilling equipment, not uninteresting equipment. They were trying to drill an hole to put a cable through.
    Whoosh......................

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  • stingman123
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I think they meant drilling equipment, not uninteresting equipment. They were trying to drill an hole to put a cable through.
    yes......I know.......

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