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Previously on "Suspicious package discovered near Bank of England"

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  • SantaClaus
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    It was reported to be a bag of worthless UK currency.

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  • Cyberman
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    Perhaps Gordon dropped his latest economic package.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Was it Yvette Cooper or Angela Eagel on a mission from Darling?

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  • moorfield
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    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
    These aren't the droids you're looking for
    That's no moon.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    It amazes me, and indeed disappoints me that that word still gets past the swear filter.
    The swear filter is a crock of darling though ....

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Is it a brown envelope?
    It amazes me, and indeed disappoints me that that word still gets past the swear filter.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Is it a brown envelope?

    ... that wins the CrackerJack Pencil !

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
    A item with the label "made in Britain" on it?
    Got to be a hoax then.

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  • Zippy
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    Is it a brown envelope?

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  • lilelvis2000
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    A item with the label "made in Britain" on it?

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  • Andy2
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    it wasn't me , honest guv

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  • DimPrawn
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    I lost my wallet there today.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    FFS the police are dumb. They don't even know the difference between a chemicla weapon and a biological weapon.
    Hard to tell with a crusty sleeping bag. Could be both.


    PS I made it up.

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  • BlightyBoy
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    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
    These aren't the droids you're looking for
    Wot?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    It was a crusty's smelly sleeping bag. They thought it was a chemical weapon.
    FFS the police are dumb. They don't even know the difference between a chemicla weapon and a biological weapon.

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