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Do they only work for fat people?
What if you are slim but carrying a tiniest bit of a paunch? Can these pills make those abominal abdominals visible?
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Very interested to know if these pills really do work.
For a friend you know...
Rhubarb.
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Best of luck luvvie - 6 isn't so bad. My Mam took it 12 times before she passed!Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostNo lash for me tonight - driving test number 6 tomorrow
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Probably not.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostI don't have any fat friends, Am I fatist?
However, if you make jokes about fat people then say "It's ok, loads of my friends are fat" then you probably are fatist.
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Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View PostNot The InterGalactic Laxative ? ??
The intergalactic laxative,
Will get you from here to there.
Relieve you and believe me,
Without a worry or care.
If pooing is your problem,
When you're out there in the stars,
Oh, the intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to Mars.
That's more like it
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Where is the weaping smilie? Your rapier wit has cut me to shreds. Why did you make me this way Lord?
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Not The InterGalactic Laxative ? ??Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostAhhhh I'm so upset - I was hoping for a pooing yourself song there!!
The intergalactic laxative,
Will get you from here to there.
Relieve you and believe me,
Without a worry or care.
If pooing is your problem,
When you're out there in the stars,
Oh, the intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to Mars.
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