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Armani suits are fine if you're a standard shape. My body is far too long (& wide now!) to ever look good in anything off the peg.

Another dream shattered

[ThomasSoerensen]

My mate always boasts about his 4 grand Rolex. RUR4000.

I think he broke it when he wore it in the shower.

What is the value of your invented currency?

[Rookie]

Hand-made suit, brogues, pigskin briefcase.

Always.

By your mum?

[Moscow Mule]

I got one of those for Mr P - it cost me £5 in Turkey and keeps perfect time.

My mate always boasts about his 4 grand Rolex. RUR4000.

I think he broke it when he wore it in the shower.

[stingman123]

Smart dress for work, Worzel Gummidge at home...much to my wife's distress

[Pogle]

Always very smart, but no designer stuff. Only outward sign of contractor-dom is a very expensive Breitling watch. You should just see the permies eyeing it up when you're talking to them at their desk. After a few months, usually, one will pluck up enough courage to ask about how much it cost...........

I got one of those for Mr P - it cost me £5 in Turkey and keeps perfect time.

[Fred Bloggs]

Always very smart, but no designer stuff. Only outward sign of contractor-dom is a very expensive Breitling watch. You should just see the permies eyeing it up when you're talking to them at their desk. After a few months, usually, one will pluck up enough courage to ask about how much it cost...........

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Bedroom - I know what I like in my wardrobe.

There's always been Ethel
Alf - better tidy your room now


When the Sun beats down
And Alf lies on the bench
He can always hear them talk

Me?

Im just a lawnmower
You can tell by the way I walk

Keep them mowing blades sharp

[scooterscot]

dress code is rotten shirt hanging out jeans rather tatty and I'm wearing my mountain boots - day rate £650

[gingerjedi]

You lot took a while.

[minestrone]

Nice !

With high-speed front and rear access ?

Well spotted

[Board Game Geek]

Gingergedi revealed : S&M pants.

Nice !

With high-speed front and rear access ?

[minestrone]

Armani suits are fine if you're a standard shape. My body is far too long (& wide now!) to ever look good in anything off the peg.

I just touched 16.5 stone in weight there, I am 6 foot 2 though. I'm on my rowing machine for 90 minutes each day now because I can no longer fit into some very expensive clothes. I will not stop until I get to 14 stone.

[gingerjedi]

Where do you get your socks jedi?

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[Pogle]

My 'look' is best described as Bag Lady chic