This actually happened

[BrowneIssue]

She put the phone down at that point. End of marriage. He should have locked his keypad.

It would be interesting to know what phone he used.)

We're slacking chaps. Normally we can get from tax to boobies in one response. From divorce to technology in 5 replies is just not good enough.

[scooterscot]

Me wife and I we're walking back from the Gourmet Burger Kitchen, yum yum, the other night with these 2 guys in front of us giving it the all lad take..

One of thrm say's "Just shag her and get her out of your system"

There are some real @£$$ out there...

[Liability]

That goes for anything. If you don't get caught, it wasn't bad, was it?

it's almost always bad - but the mind translates it worse if others know as well. Which is why people never want others to find out.

It's like taking a tulip - you can go into the toilets and let it rip and fart and create the noise - but you wouldnt want it recorded and replayed in the office floor.

[thunderlizard]

I don't know, but he only needed a mo to roll 'er.

well, s'ony human.

[NotAllThere]

only thing he did bad was get caught.

That goes for anything. If you don't get caught, it wasn't bad, was it?

[Rantor]

If she wants a revenge shag she can PM me

A few of my 'friends' play the field with hookers, their idea of fun is an ounce of charlie, a room in a cheap hotel and getting a couple of Glasgow street prostitutes up. They are married and one is a maths teacher, sick if you ask me.

An ounce - wtf are they paying maths teachers these days

[Doggy Styles]

Was it a Nookia?

I don't know, but he only needed a mo to roll 'er.

[thunderlizard]

Was it a Nookia?

[OwlHoot]

My Nokia N95 does something similar - You slide it open to answer a call, but sliding it shut again doesn't disconnect the caller. Unless they disconnect first, you have to press the disconnect button to end the call. An extremely bad design flaw IMHO.

(It's quite possible your ex's mate's hubby was doing exactly the same with an N95, i.e. snapping it shut but forgetting to press disconnect, so she was able to stay on the line and eavesdrop. It would be interesting to know what phone he used.)

[minestrone]

If she wants a revenge shag she can PM me

A few of my 'friends' play the field with hookers, their idea of fun is an ounce of charlie, a room in a cheap hotel and getting a couple of Glasgow street prostitutes up. They are married and one is a maths teacher, sick if you ask me.

[Liability]

only thing he did bad was get caught.

[Cyberman]

She's a lucky lady actually. She learned that her hubby had absolutely no respect for her, did not love her, and she now has less chance of an STD.

Good luck to her !!

[BrilloPad]

I feel very sorry for the lady concerned. At least she knows : but not much consolation.

[Moose423956]

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