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Drewster replied

20 March 2009, 15:09
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Yeah but... I worked in all that wrist action that BGG told us about yesterday - quality over quantity!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm awwwright! As thats what I always tell the Mrs....
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cailin maith replied

20 March 2009, 15:06
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

BOOMED!!

No really I mean it! I am.... although even though you say it... you gave Mich 7 so I don't think you really do mean that I am special...

No No Its too late now! I had to ask so it doesn't count!

Yeah but... I worked in all that wrist action that BGG told us about yesterday - quality over quantity!
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Drewster replied

20 March 2009, 15:00
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Yes, you are sweetpea...

BOOMED!!

No really I mean it! I am.... although even though you say it... you gave Mich 7 so I don't think you really do mean that I am special...

No No Its too late now! I had to ask so it doesn't count!
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Mich the Tester replied

20 March 2009, 14:59
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Well Mich... being as it's Friday... how cold I not oblige

ooh yeah aah thankyou mistress
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cailin maith replied

20 March 2009, 14:55
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

No I am the Special One!!!

Yes, you are sweetpea...
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Drewster replied

20 March 2009, 14:49
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

You know what I meant....

Result!!!

Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

At last! She's started spanking again! Here I am, I'm ready for you

No I am the Special One!!!

Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Well Mich... being as it's Friday... how cold I not oblige

Oh Bollux!!
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cailin maith replied

20 March 2009, 14:47
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

At last! She's started spanking again! Here I am, I'm ready for you

Well Mich... being as it's Friday... how cold I not oblige
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Mich the Tester replied

20 March 2009, 14:46
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

You know what I meant....

At last! She's started spanking again! Here I am, I'm ready for you
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cailin maith replied

20 March 2009, 14:45
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

Cailin loves a "Ruud thingy"..... Smutty Friday is here - better late than never!

You know what I meant....
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Drewster replied

20 March 2009, 14:37
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

I reckoned if I wasn't a city fan, I'd be a chelsea fan... I liked that fella with the big hair Ruud thingy. Yum!

Cailin loves a "Ruud thingy"..... Smutty Friday is here - better late than never!
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Gravy Train replied

20 March 2009, 14:35
If you want respect then the only team to say you support is the one that you grew up nearest to - it helps if they have football league status

You are also permitted to support one of the top teams (ie probably one that you will have heard of) if you grew up in that City

Also - if you say you are a City fan, everyone will love you... for now that is - just wait till we start taking the prizes off of the Sky 4, then everyone will hate us.
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cailin maith replied

20 March 2009, 14:30
Originally posted by Ravello View Post

Just say you're a Chelsea fan and no-one will want to talk to you anyway

HTH

I reckoned if I wasn't a city fan, I'd be a chelsea fan... I liked that fella with the big hair Ruud thingy. Yum!
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Ravello replied

20 March 2009, 14:27
Just say you're a Chelsea fan and no-one will want to talk to you anyway

HTH
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original PM replied

20 March 2009, 14:22
what you need to do is explain that at a grass roots level football is an excellent team game which promotes team work, spatial awareness, communication skills and general good health but the fact that at the top level the game is full of over paid shirtlifters means that you have lost interest in the game at this level.

that should single you out as someone who understands football but is not really interested in talking about it.

job done.
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Doggy Styles replied

20 March 2009, 14:19
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Actually with me it was reading about the Busby babes and the sad story of the Munich Air disaster at the age of 9.

Yes, another beauty.

I heard the "grandad's knee" one a few months ago. A bloke I know who was born and bred in Luton was moaning that no-one cared about Luton Town, who were broke, getting punished by the league for dodgy finances, and were bottom of the league. He harrangued me quite loudly for supporting Wimbledon (now MK Dons) when I only lived 10 miles from Luton. So I asked him why he supported Man Yew...

At least I'm from Sarf London.
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