Reply to: What are you doing this weekend?

[NotAllThere]

Which resort? It's pretty cold in the alps at the moment, but there hasn't been snow for a while. More expected mon-wed.

Just picked up my skis from their mid-season service. They desperately needed re-waxing.

[swamp]

I'm going skiing!

1 hour to go here on client's site in central London. Got my car outside fully loaded with my skis to drive to stay in the country for the night, and then airport tomorrow morning.

[NotAllThere]

Annoying Christians, apparently.

How are you annoying them?

I wondered that. Apparently it's due to inane comments in the thread about the pope saying that condom use increases the spread of aids.

I mean, inanity is normal in CUK, so I can't really see what the fuss was about, but I did notice that when asked to be equally offensive about other religions, he couldn't do that, and had to stick with various flavours of Christianity, which was rather feeble. I guess he's one of those anti-evangelist types who insist on imposing their anti-religious views on anyone who'll pay attention, even if it is just to argue. I blame that Dawkins fellow. People really should think for themselves rather than relying on the teachings of some pontiff.

[Rookie]

Logical sequence of events prevents that.

Not necessarily. You could always outsource.

[Mich the Tester]

Logical sequence of events prevents that.

Sorry, I thought for a moment you were planning a weekend of cuckolding.

[ThomasSoerensen]

Can't she manage both at the same time?

Logical sequence of events prevents that.

[original PM]

It may be more reliable to use an oven

i can see what you tried to do there - did not quite work though

B for effort

E for Attainment.

Must Try Harder

[Foxy Moron]

Sun cooking lunch for mum in law (and family)

It may be more reliable to use an oven

[cailin maith]

Last grand slam was in 1948?

Yep But this could be our year - however chances are, I have just jinxed it!

The scary thing about winning grand slams is people will expect them to win every year.

I know... I'd be happy just to do it this year and then not get the wooden spoon again for a while

WSS but hoping for a different result no doubt.

[Coalman]

Sat - off to Westonbirt Arboretum with family and mum and dad
Sun - finishing off kids fort in back garden

[original PM]

Sat - not a lot beer and skittles probably may take the kids somewhere if the weather holds

Sun cooking lunch for mum in law (and family)

[TheBigD]

Sat: Taking daughter to tumbe tots
Sun: Visiting family as it's mother's day (I think)

[alreadypacked]

Putting winter clothes away.

[Mich the Tester]

WSS but hoping for a different result no doubt.

Same result; you'll both be hoping for a celebration.

[Mich the Tester]

Tonight:Takin' the missus up the OXO tower followed by her having a choccie-lollipop.

Can't she manage both at the same time?