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I think it's that position the porn stars do where they bend their willy downwards to enter the lady while she's lying on her neck with shoulders on the ground and legs up high. I think the porn stars have had the ligament that holds the erect willy upwards snipped so as to gain an extra couple of centimetres; I wouldn't try it if you have mother nature's normal penile provision.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostThe missus has a sprain and is wearing a wrist brace, and rubbing pain killing gel in.
She went to Yoga last night and complained this a.m. that she couln't even manage to do the 'Downward Dog'
am I missing out on something here ?

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Kneeling on the edge of the bed, hands on floor, *rse in air... you behind "giving it large".....Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostThe missus has a sprain and is wearing a wrist brace, and rubbing pain killing gel in.
She went to Yoga last night and complained this a.m. that she couln't even manage to do the 'Downward Dog'
am I missing out on something here ?

Are you missing out..... Well Yeah!!!
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She couldn't do the Downward Dog
The missus has a sprain and is wearing a wrist brace, and rubbing pain killing gel in.
She went to Yoga last night and complained this a.m. that she couln't even manage to do the 'Downward Dog'
am I missing out on something here ?
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