Reply to: Celebs who visit Africa to tell us how bad it is

[Drewster]

The churches job is to serve God. not man


Robert Pirsig I think

I don't like motorbikes!

(Persig?)

[EternalOptimist]

Quite!

The churches job is to serve God. not man


Robert Pirsig I think

[Drewster]

......I believe the Catholic church is guilty of huge crime....

Quite!

[Doggy Styles]

Never heard the bumty bumty joke? From memory ..so sorry if carp..

English man, Irish man, and a Scot, crash on a desert island.

Immediately they are surrounded by tribesmen pointing spears at them.

"Oh gosh" says the Englishman "this doesn't look good chaps"

As soon as he can utter the words, the Chief says "Death or Bumty Bumty" in a stern voice, while looking toward the Scottish man.

Hearing this he shouts "ye'll never take me alive" and makes a run for it.. but eventually they spear him to death.

The Chief then turns to the Englishman, he once again utters "Death or Bumty Bumty?"
The Englishman thinks to himself, "how bad can this Bumty Bumty thing be?"

"Bumpty Bumpty, old chap" he utters unconfidently

Upon which the chief drops his trousers to reveal a ginormous endowment which he then begins to use to bum the English man.
After hours of abuse, the Chief becomes tired and the Englishman eventually manages to wriggle free, runs off, but is speared to death like the Scot before him..


The Irish man gulps as he waits for the inevitable

"Death or Bumty, Bumpty" says the chief


The Irishman would rather die than be degraded

"Death" he shouts

"Death..........

by Bumty Bumty" says the Chief

... and they want our charidy?

[Foxy Moron]

Never heard the bumty bumty joke? From memory ..so sorry if carp..

English man, Irish man, and a Scot, crash on a desert island.

Immediately they are surrounded by tribesmen pointing spears at them.

"Oh gosh" says the Englishman "this doesn't look good chaps"

As soon as he can utter the words, the Chief says "Death or Bumty Bumty" in a stern voice, while looking toward the Scottish man.

Hearing this he shouts "ye'll never take me alive" and makes a run for it.. at first it looks like he might make the trees, but eventually they spear him to death.

The Chief then turns to the Englishman, he once again utters "Death or Bumty Bumty?"
The Englishman thinks to himself, "how bad can this Bumty Bumty thing be?"

"Bumpty Bumpty, old chap" he utters unconfidently

Upon which the chief drops his trousers to reveal a ginormous endowment which he then begins to use to bum the English man.
After hours of abuse, the Chief becomes tired and the Englishman eventually manages to wriggle free, runs off, but is speared to death like the Scot before him..


The Irish man gulps as he waits for the inevitable

"Death or Bumty, Bumty" says the chief


The Irishman would rather die than be degraded

"Death" he shouts

"Death..........

by Bumty Bumty" says the Chief

[EternalOptimist]

A third are Muslim also. But yes I know bumty bumty is the only form of contraception practiced.

lol
bumty bumty.

'Ah Amara, my dear. We can not afford any more children, so turn over and bite the pillow'

[Foxy Moron]

A third are Muslim also. But yes I know bumty bumty is the only form of contraception practiced.

IMHO the charidie is a bit like pooring money into a sink that has no plug.

[FSM with Cheddar]

They never mention the popualtion explosion do they?
"They don't have enough food to feed their families"
Yeah because there are twice as many people to feed now you stupid twat!

End of Rant

The reason that there is a lack of contraceptives is the Catholic church. They may do a lot of good, however they also tell people they will burn in hell for using a condom. They even go as far as condemning married couples using a condom when one of the couple has AIDS.

They have also spread misinformation that condoms don't stop AIDS.

I believe the Catholic church is guilty of a huge crime against the people they should be trying to help.

[wurzel]

Circa 20 years ago I used to take it seriously. Now it's such a well trodden road even the likes of Jordan will be at it soon.

She probably already is. For me, the most nauseating thing is the obligatory on-camera flow of the Niagara Falls whilst talking about <insert favourite cause celebre here>. Chris Evans on that charity cricket tour of India IMO was the worst example of this.

[Foxy Moron]

They never mention the popualtion explosion do they?
"They don't have enough food to feed their families"
Yeah because there are twice as many people to feed now you stupid twat!

End of Rant

[Moscow Mule]

If you want to stop famine in Africa, send them condoms.

They'll only use them to carry water...

[Foxy Moron]

If you want to stop famine in Africa, send them condoms. The population of Ethiopia has doubled in the last 20 odd years since Geldof said "give us your Fing money"

[Moscow Mule]

I think it's probably the only way the celebrity obsessed pubic would ever give a ****, so good luck to them - you can always turn over to ITV when those bits are on Comic Relief this weekend

[Foxy Moron]

Circa 20 years ago I used to take it seriously. Now it's such a well trodden road even the likes of Jordan will be at it soon.

[Doggy Styles]

It's easy to tell everyone else "we must do more" when you've got several million in the bank. F*** 'em.