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    #11
    A third are Muslim also. But yes I know bumty bumty is the only form of contraception practiced.

    IMHO the charidie is a bit like pooring money into a sink that has no plug.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Foxy Moron View Post
      A third are Muslim also. But yes I know bumty bumty is the only form of contraception practiced.
      lol
      bumty bumty.

      'Ah Amara, my dear. We can not afford any more children, so turn over and bite the pillow'


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        #13
        Never heard the bumty bumty joke? From memory ..so sorry if carp..

        English man, Irish man, and a Scot, crash on a desert island.

        Immediately they are surrounded by tribesmen pointing spears at them.

        "Oh gosh" says the Englishman "this doesn't look good chaps"

        As soon as he can utter the words, the Chief says "Death or Bumty Bumty" in a stern voice, while looking toward the Scottish man.

        Hearing this he shouts "ye'll never take me alive" and makes a run for it.. at first it looks like he might make the trees, but eventually they spear him to death.

        The Chief then turns to the Englishman, he once again utters "Death or Bumty Bumty?"
        The Englishman thinks to himself, "how bad can this Bumty Bumty thing be?"

        "Bumpty Bumpty, old chap" he utters unconfidently

        Upon which the chief drops his trousers to reveal a ginormous endowment which he then begins to use to bum the English man.
        After hours of abuse, the Chief becomes tired and the Englishman eventually manages to wriggle free, runs off, but is speared to death like the Scot before him..


        The Irish man gulps as he waits for the inevitable

        "Death or Bumty, Bumty" says the chief


        The Irishman would rather die than be degraded

        "Death" he shouts

        "Death..........

        by Bumty Bumty" says the Chief
        Last edited by Foxy Moron; 11 March 2009, 14:32.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Foxy Moron View Post
          Never heard the bumty bumty joke? From memory ..so sorry if carp..

          English man, Irish man, and a Scot, crash on a desert island.

          Immediately they are surrounded by tribesmen pointing spears at them.

          "Oh gosh" says the Englishman "this doesn't look good chaps"

          As soon as he can utter the words, the Chief says "Death or Bumty Bumty" in a stern voice, while looking toward the Scottish man.

          Hearing this he shouts "ye'll never take me alive" and makes a run for it.. but eventually they spear him to death.

          The Chief then turns to the Englishman, he once again utters "Death or Bumty Bumty?"
          The Englishman thinks to himself, "how bad can this Bumty Bumty thing be?"

          "Bumpty Bumpty, old chap" he utters unconfidently

          Upon which the chief drops his trousers to reveal a ginormous endowment which he then begins to use to bum the English man.
          After hours of abuse, the Chief becomes tired and the Englishman eventually manages to wriggle free, runs off, but is speared to death like the Scot before him..


          The Irish man gulps as he waits for the inevitable

          "Death or Bumty, Bumpty" says the chief


          The Irishman would rather die than be degraded

          "Death" he shouts

          "Death..........

          by Bumty Bumty" says the Chief
          ... and they want our charidy?

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            #15
            Originally posted by Anyone View Post
            ......I believe the Catholic church is guilty of huge crime....
            Quite!

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              #16
              Originally posted by Drewster View Post
              Quite!
              The churches job is to serve God. not man


              Robert Pirsig I think


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                #17
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                The churches job is to serve God. not man


                Robert Pirsig I think


                I don't like motorbikes!

                (Persig?)

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