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Previously on "possibly my favourite programming quote of all time"

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  • FSM with Cheddar
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    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
    FSM your signature is out of date my old china.
    Thanks.

    Can't get much lower now?

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  • Foxy Moron
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    You would've said what?

    With your command of English you'd just ooze credibility!
    Thanks, and you ooze personality! What's oozing is rather rancid though!

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  • Ruprect
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    FSM your signature is out of date my old china.

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  • FSM with Cheddar
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    Here is a great debugging technique I found on reddit linky

    1) Beg, borrow, steal, buy, fabricate or otherwise obtain a rubber duck
    (bathtub variety)
    2) Place rubber duck on desk and inform it you are just going to go over
    some code with it, if that's all right.
    3) Explain to the duck what you code is supposed to do, and then go into
    detail and explain things line by line
    4) At some point you will tell the duck what you are doing next and then
    realise that that is not in fact what you are actually doing. The duck
    will sit there serenely, happy in the knowledge that it has helped you
    on your way.

    Works every time. Actually, if you don't have a rubber duck you could at
    a pinch ask a fellow programmer or engineer to sit in.

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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
    As an old Sales Director used to say,

    "One day, there won't be a need for you techies. If I want a program to do something, I just tell the computer and the AI will figure it out. All you guys are just the human equivalent of monkeys pulling levers."

    He wasn't the most popular of chaps in the company.
    I once worked for a company where the sales director told the whole IT staff "you lot are just expenses to me"

    He got kicked out the company he founded about 5 years ago and he had to move back in with his mum and dad because his reputation was so bad he could not get a job. Shame.

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by lambrini_socialist View Post
    on the contrary, i'm sorted - the above just reminds me why i went freelance....
    Me too: I went freelance because it cut the crap. They want a job done, they find somebody who can do it and they pay the rate.

    There were fewer agents with fewer tricks in those days, though. It must be some law of nature, parasites expand to take up all available ecological niches.

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  • Scary
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    Code:
    /* You are not expected to understand this */
    Code:
    values of β will give rise to dom!

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  • Lockhouse
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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    The Last One links:

    Personal Computer World referred to it.

    Article, Feb 1981 (ohmigod, 1981).

    Another article.

    A user

    Given this was to put us all out of work...
    I remember them days - thanks.

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by lambrini_socialist View Post
    - Amy Hoy
    That's more a quote about (mis)management than about programming.

    In the spirit of Fred Brooke's "Build one to throw away - you will anyway" I've long inclined towards "Build one to give to the client - you will anyway, but then you know how to do it right for your Plan A"

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Foxy Moron View Post
    I'd of said...
    and You guys are just the human equivalent of monkeys pulling their knobs and throwing their mess at each other. Only you put a price on it.
    You would've said what?

    With your command of English you'd just ooze credibility!

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  • Foxy Moron
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    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
    As an old Sales Director used to say,

    "One day, there won't be a need for you techies. If I want a program to do something, I just tell the computer and the AI will figure it out. All you guys are just the human equivalent of monkeys pulling levers."

    He wasn't the most popular of chaps in the company.
    I'd of said...
    and You guys are just the human equivalent of monkeys pulling their knobs and throwing their mess at each other. Only you put a price on it.

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  • BrowneIssue
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    The Last One links:

    Personal Computer World referred to it.

    Article, Feb 1981 (ohmigod, 1981).

    Another article.

    A user

    Given this was to put us all out of work...

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
    "One day, there won't be a need for you techies. If I want a program to do something, I just tell the computer and the AI will figure it out. All you guys are just the human equivalent of monkeys pulling levers."
    In my first job, at a software house, I was given an 8" disk with TLO on it. "Waddya make of that? It'll put you out of work."

    It was a program generator called The Last One. It produced BASIC source code from the answers you gave it to questions.

    It was utterly tulipe and required a good understanding of programming principles to use it. It was a little easier to use than to learn COBOL but far, far, far less efficient.

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  • Board Game Geek
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    As an old Sales Director used to say,

    "One day, there won't be a need for you techies. If I want a program to do something, I just tell the computer and the AI will figure it out. All you guys are just the human equivalent of monkeys pulling levers."

    He wasn't the most popular of chaps in the company.
    Last edited by Board Game Geek; 11 March 2009, 21:04. Reason: ...they certainly paid us peanuts....

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  • deckster
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    "If it was hard to write, it should be hard to read and damn near impossible to change"

    Sadly, almost everybody I've ever worked with has taken this one to heart

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