CUK is boring today...

[BrowneIssue]

Muslims don't drink beer.

HTH

Shows how many moslems you know...

[BrilloPad]

Sorry it was boring today : I was at a funeral.

Why is the joke not in the joke thread? Or this thread not moved to LR?

[PRC1964]

Judge for yourselves: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JjVg...eature=related

Not work safe if your office dislikes sweary Scottish comedians.

[Clippy]

Was it funny when Billy told it?

And probably took him an hour with all his un-necessary prancing around.

[Ruprect]

Was it funny when Billy told it?

Probably not

[Drewster]

Yes, I remember Billy Connolly doing that joke many years ago.

Was it funny when Billy told it?

[DaveB]

Yes, I remember Billy Connolly doing that joke many years ago.

Thats the one

[PRC1964]

I saw a variation on this one years ago featuring Rangers and Celtic supporters tulipting in shoes/pissing in bovril.

Yes, I remember Billy Connolly doing that joke many years ago.

[DaveB]

I saw a variation on this one years ago featuring Rangers and Celtic supporters tulipting in shoes/pissing in bovril.

[gingerjedi]

Muslims don't drink beer.

HTH

Or stay around long enough for the landing.

HTH

[DimPrawn]

Muslims don't drink beer.

HTH

[sasguru]

...Muslims, Economy, War blah blah.

Here's a topical joke:

Two Afghans boarded a flight out of New York. One sat in the window seat and the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff,
an American got on and took the aisle seat. After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when one of the Afghans in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a beer."

"No problem," said the American, "I'll get it for you." While he was gone, one of the Afghans picked up the American's shoe and spat in it.

When he returned with the beer, the other Afghan said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too." Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other Afghan picked up the other shoe and spat in it. When the American returned to his seat, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes, and pissing in beers?"