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I do like Clarkeson, I find his antics on TopGear very amusing AND he likes guinea pigs (as pets and not on a grill) so he cant be all bad
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Well said Brian!Originally posted by BrianSnail View Post
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Woss vs. Morgan in a Tulip Death Match
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Originally posted by BlightyBoy View PostMorgan vs. Woss in a fight to the death using only Gladioli? Now that would be a sight.
What about any other kind of plant? Maybe a Lupin, or a Chrys, sorry, chsry, bollox, Daffodil!
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WHS with bells onOriginally posted by zeitghostWoss brings out the urge to stab stab stab stabbity stab in me...
And not in a good way...
Clarkson, whilst being a bit of a buffoon, is at least amusing in his buffoonery.
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Is Ross deliberately toning down the lecherous nature of his character on his TV show? I'm sure it is entirely put on, if he was less smutty then he's a decent enough interviewer.
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I think Clarkson is far funnier and woss's speaking voice is among the most annoying I have ever heard.Originally posted by trsisko View Postwow how can you compare Ross to Clarkson.
Ross is an expert in his field, very knowledgeable about his industry and very funny as always been this way.
Clarkson just does silly stunts and games on Topgear and fails all the time, its a joke.
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wow how can you compare Ross to Clarkson.
Ross is an expert in his field, very knowledgeable about his industry and very funny as always been this way.
Clarkson just does silly stunts and games on Topgear and fails all the time, its a joke.
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I don't like Ross but like Jeremy Clarkson, am I in an even smaller minority? Do I get a grant to meet with myself?
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