Just how desperate do you have to be...

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DaveB replied

3 March 2009, 12:53
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

Think he tried to use an empty lighter's flint on it, he thought it would burst into flames. Doughball.

Pity it didnt, and take him with it. Would have been the most interesting thing to ever happen on BB.
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Mich the Tester replied

3 March 2009, 12:50
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

Think he tried to use an empty lighter's flint on it, he thought it would burst into flames. Doughball.

He should have taken the down out of a quilt and hit it with sparks from the flint; that would probably work.
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minestrone replied

3 March 2009, 12:48
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

How did he light the brasso? Couldn't he have used the same technique to light a cigarette? Couldn't they then agree that all smokers will smoke in turn, thereby keeping an 'eternal flame of cancer' going without the need for lighters? Is this how thick the contestants are?

Think he tried to use an empty lighter's flint on it, he thought it would burst into flames. Doughball.
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Mich the Tester replied

3 March 2009, 12:45
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

One fanny on Big Brother last year tried to get the stuff to burn so he could light a cig after they had lost all their lighters.

How did he light the brasso? Couldn't he have used the same technique to light a cigarette? Couldn't they then agree that all smokers will smoke in turn, thereby keeping an 'eternal flame of cancer' going without the need for lighters? Is this how thick the contestants are?
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minestrone replied

3 March 2009, 12:43
One fanny on Big Brother last year tried to get the stuff to burn so he could light a cig after they had lost all their lighters.
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Pickle2 replied

3 March 2009, 12:43
IMHO Brasso is best taken mopped up with white bread to make a Brasso butty. Rocket fuel.
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Mich the Tester replied

3 March 2009, 12:39
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Sounds like the Darwin principle at work as always.

Talking about "Just how desperate do you have to be". ...

Just how desperate/stupid/unlucky to you have to be to die while stuck in a gate ?

That could be one of EO's mental challenges. You have a gate and a kebab. How do you get stuck in the gate?
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OwlHoot replied

3 March 2009, 12:37
Sounds like the Darwin principle at work as always.

Talking about "Just how desperate do you have to be". ...

Just how desperate/stupid/unlucky to you have to be to die while stuck in a gate ?

Edit: In Essex FFS, not the middle of the Kalahari desert
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DaveB replied

3 March 2009, 12:34
Originally posted by chef View Post

yes but how do you make 'White lady' ?

Can't find a reference to Brasso but it is apparently prison jargon for Meths.
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chef replied

3 March 2009, 12:28
yes but how do you make 'White lady' ?
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Jubber replied

3 March 2009, 12:06
Very desperate I would think.

The latter stages of the alcoholic illness are pretty tragic. Some move on to Nightnurse, aftershave all sorts of things that have alcohol in them. I've even heard of Brasso being doctored in prison to make it drinkable. It's call 'white lady' apparently. Over the stages of the condition the individual deteriorates mentally, physically and spiritually. Eventually the unacceptable becomes acceptable to them.

There are all sorts of crazy behaviours brought on by the influence of drugs, both legal and illegal. The stories of the misery are endless.
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Mich the Tester replied

3 March 2009, 12:05
Masybe people are nicking it to use it as an acne treatment.
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chef replied

3 March 2009, 12:01
wow, free booze

in new gel form !!!

winner

sorry, what was the question?
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foritisme replied

3 March 2009, 11:55
An alcoholic ?
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DaveB started a topic Just how desperate do you have to be...

3 March 2009, 11:39
Just how desperate do you have to be...

... to drink this?
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