If RyanAir conducted business like IT recruitment agents ...

[Durbs]

Would love to see Elan's payment software running a 737, the bleedin thing would just explode on the ground.

[BrilloPad]

Whatever went wrong would be our fault.

[MPwannadecentincome]

* Would seat you on the wing claiming that you were opted out
* Would tell you there was a fare increase half-way there and give you a parachute in lieu of notice
* Would not let you use the toilets near the cockpit as SC clearance hasn't come through yet

[Durbs]

Your luggage (monthly invoice) would be lost somewhere en-route every ******* month without fail.

[pmeswani]

I was thinking along the lines of:

• being sent to destinations you didn't want to go to
• when you get there it's not what you were told would be there
• the amount of time you are there has nothing to do with how long you were promised you would be there
• they will only promise to send you if you give them details of two friends who will go too
• then they send one of your friends and ignore you
• they say they will take you, then don't answer your calls
• they promise in-flight meals which consists of you buying them a coffee

etc.

• Gave you a contract that would make you vomit.
• Would encourage you to get blinded before getting on the flight.
• Would give you a contract that had hidden taxes.

[BrowneIssue]

I was thinking along the lines of:

• being sent to destinations you didn't want to go to
• when you get there it's not what you were told would be there
• the amount of time you are there has nothing to do with how long you were promised you would be there
• they will only promise to send you if you give them details of two friends who will go too
• then they send one of your friends and ignore you
• they say they will take you, then don't answer your calls
• they promise in-flight meals which consists of you buying them a coffee

etc.

[pmeswani]

If RyanAir conducted business like IT recruitment agents ...

.... we would have to pay them a fee to use the client's toilet facilities.

Or maybe their business model would have to provide emergency exits here, here, here and here... and when a real emergency happens, they will dive for cover.

[Mich the Tester]

Don't tempt fate.

[BrowneIssue]

If RyanAir conducted business like IT recruitment agents ...