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Previously on "MI5 : Ready for when the peasants start revolting"

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Talking about MI5, I bet they monitor forums like this, and ARSSE, etc, probably several dozen to get a feel for what people are discussing and even plotting (in the way of demos etc).

    In fact I have my suspicions about someone who posts here every now and then, although he seems a decent enough guy and to all appearances detests NuLab as much as anyone else.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Talking about MI5, I bet they monitor forums like this, and ARSSE, etc, probably several dozen to get a feel for what people are discussing and even plotting (in the way of demos etc).

    In fact I have my suspicions about someone who posts here every now and then, although he seems a decent enough guy and to all appearances detests NuLab as much as anyone else.

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  • SantaClaus
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    After you lot have finished rioting you can join me in the clientco restaurant for some albatross stuffed with kumquats. Cooked through burning £50 notes provided by the taxpayer...
    lol, I know the clientco and I believe it!

    P.S. we all might need a good meal after the riots, especially after being tazered by the police.

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  • PRC1964
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    Until ?
    The 27th anniversary of the Argies landing in the Falklands.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    Until ?
    The ides of march?

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    17 days to go...
    Until ?

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  • threaded
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    17 days to go...

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Heres another forom 30 years ago

    Boys, now the times are changing
    The going could get rough

    Boys, would that ever cross your mind?
    Boys, are you contemplating moving out somewhere?
    Boys, will you ever find the time?

    Here we are stranded
    Somehow it seems the same
    Beware, here comes the quiet life again

    Boys, now the country's only miles away from here
    Boys, do you recognize the signs?
    Boys, when these driving hands push against the tracks
    Boys, it's too late to wonder why

    Here we are stranded
    Somehow it seems the same
    Beware, here comes the quiet life again

    As you turn to leave
    Never looking back
    Will you think of me?
    If you ever, could it ever stop?

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  • DaveB
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    I prefer thisone , which considering it was written 30 years ago is remarkable for today.

    London calling to the faraway towns
    Now war is declared - and battle come down
    London calling to the underworld
    Come out of the cupboard,you boys and girls
    London calling, now don't look to us
    Phoney Beatlemania has bitten the dust
    London calling, see we ain't got no swing
    'Cept for the ring of that truncheon thing

    CHORUS
    The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in
    Meltdown expected, the wheat is growing thin
    Engines stop running, but I have no fear
    Cause London is drowning and I, live by the river

    London calling to the imitation zone
    Forget it, brother, you can go at it alone
    London calling to the zombies of death
    Quit holding out - and draw another breath
    London calling - and I don't wanna shout
    But while we were talking I saw you nodding out
    London calling, see we ain't got no high
    Except for that one with the yellowy eyes

    The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in
    Engines stop running, the wheat is growing thin
    A nuclear era, but I have no fear
    Cause London is drowning and I, I live by the river

    Now get this
    London calling, yes, I was there, too
    An' you know what they said? Well, some of it was true!
    London calling at the top of the dial
    And after all this, won't you give me a smile?
    London Calling

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by crimdon View Post
    Was just trying to get everyone in the mood with the 70's rebellion thing


    Oh - you mean like this ....




    the kingdom is ransacked
    the jewels all taken back
    and the chopper descends
    they're hidden in the back

    with a message on a half-baked tape
    with the spool going round
    saying im back here in this place
    and i could cry
    and there's smoke you could click on

    What are we gonna do now?
    Taking off his turban, they said, is this man a Jew?
    ’Cos working for the clampdown

    They put up a poster saying we earn more than you!
    When we're working for the clampdown
    We will teach our twisted speech

    To the young believers
    We will train our blue-eyed men
    To be young believers

    The judge said five to ten but I say double that again
    I'm not working for the clampdown
    No man born with a living soul

    Can be working for the clampdown
    Kick over the wall 'cause government's to fall

    How can you refuse it?
    Let fury have the hour, anger can be power
    D'you know that you can use it?

    The voices in your head are calling
    Stop wasting your time, there's nothing coming
    Only a fool would think someone could save you

    The men at the factory are old and cunning
    You don't owe nothing, so boy get runnin'
    It's the best years of your life they want to steal

    But, you grow up and you calm down and
    You're working for the clampdown
    You start wearing the blue and brown and

    You're working for the clampdown
    So you got someone to boss around
    It makes you feel big now
    You drift until you brutalize
    You made your first kill now

    In these days of evil presidentes
    Working for the clampdown
    But lately one or two has fully paid their due

    For working for the clampdown
    Ha! Gitalong! Gitalong!
    Working for the clampdown
    Ha! Gitalong! Gitalong!
    Working for the clampdown

    Yeah I’m working hard in Harrisburg
    Working hard in Petersburg
    Working for the clampdown
    Working for the clampdown
    Ha! Gitalong! Gitalong
    Begging to be melted down
    Gitalong, gitalong
    Work
    Work
    And I give away no secrets – ha!
    Work

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  • crimdon
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Have the RUC moved to Hartlepool?
    Was just trying to get everyone in the mood with the 70's rebellion thing

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/...-on-bank-riots



    CUK Summer get together, Mayday bank holiday?
    After you lot have finished rioting you can join me in the clientco restaurant for some albatross stuffed with kumquats. Cooked through burning £50 notes provided by the taxpayer...

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by crimdon View Post
    Take a look where you're livin'
    You got the Army on your street
    And the RUC dog of repression
    Is barking at your feet
    Have the RUC moved to Hartlepool?

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  • crimdon
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    Take a look where you're livin'
    You got the Army on your street
    And the RUC dog of repression
    Is barking at your feet

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  • Mich the Tester
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    There is one simple way in which HM Government can prevent a 'summer of discontent' and it's called a 'General Election'.

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