University Challenge and that plain swotty girl

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Mich the Tester replied

25 February 2009, 15:25
Originally posted by Rookie View Post

Very good in winter for keeping your hands warm.

Please, I’ve just eaten.
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Rookie replied

25 February 2009, 15:23
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

GGLF needs some work....

I'm all for inteligent women but I don't like hairy armpits

Very good in winter for keeping your hands warm.
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Bagpuss replied

25 February 2009, 15:22
GGLF needs some work....

I'm all for inteligent women but I don't like hairy armpits
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bogeyman replied

25 February 2009, 15:18
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Apparently not, she's a bit of a GGILF

Geek that Geeks would like to Fook

Geeks fook?

They are probably sterile though, so no danger of being overpopulated with intelligent people - worse luck.

Thick people on the other hand are extremely fecund.
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Rookie replied

25 February 2009, 15:17
Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

No. I'd like to quiz her.

Originally posted by Svalbaard View Post

So am I the only one here who thinks that she was actually quite adorable?

You could both start the fan club.
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Bagpuss replied

25 February 2009, 15:15
Apparently not, she's a bit of a GGLF

Geek that Geeks would like to Fook
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bogeyman replied

25 February 2009, 15:14
Originally posted by Svalbaard View Post

So am I the only one here who thinks that she was actually quite adorable?

No. I'd like to quiz her.
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Svalbaard replied

25 February 2009, 15:13
So am I the only one here who thinks that she was actually quite adorable?
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bogeyman replied

25 February 2009, 15:02
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Jealous. You really should try myopia; it makes the world look so much better.

It was joke you fool
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bogeyman replied

25 February 2009, 15:02
Originally posted by zeitghost

Holden: Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.
Leon: My mother?
Holden: Yeah.
Leon: Let me tell you about my mother.
[Leon shoots Holden with a gun he had pulled out under the table]
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Mich the Tester replied

25 February 2009, 15:01
Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

Liar

Jealous. You really should try myopia; it makes the world look so much better.
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bogeyman replied

25 February 2009, 15:00
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Yes.

I must admit that my eyesight’s been failing me with age.

Liar
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Mich the Tester replied

25 February 2009, 15:00
Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

Describe your wife/girlfriend. Does she fit this profile?

Yes.

I must admit that my eyesight’s been failing me with age.
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bogeyman replied

25 February 2009, 14:58
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Yes, brains, humour and inner beauty are very desirable characteristics in a tall, blonde, voluptuous nymphomaniac.

Describe your wife/girlfriend. Does she fit this profile?
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EternalOptimist replied

25 February 2009, 14:58
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Yes, brains, humour and inner beauty are very desirable characteristics in a tall, blonde, voluptuous nymphomaniac.
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