• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

University Challenge and that plain swotty girl

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    #71
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Yes, brains, humour and inner beauty are very desirable characteristics in a tall, blonde, voluptuous nymphomaniac.
    Describe your wife/girlfriend. Does she fit this profile?

    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

    Comment


      #72
      Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
      Describe your wife/girlfriend. Does she fit this profile?
      Yes.

      I must admit that my eyesight’s been failing me with age.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

      Comment


        #73
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        Yes.

        I must admit that my eyesight’s been failing me with age.
        Liar

        You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

        Comment


          #74
          Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
          Liar
          Jealous. You really should try myopia; it makes the world look so much better.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

          Comment


            #75
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            Holden: Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.
            Leon: My mother?
            Holden: Yeah.
            Leon: Let me tell you about my mother.
            [Leon shoots Holden with a gun he had pulled out under the table]

            You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

            Comment


              #76
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Jealous. You really should try myopia; it makes the world look so much better.
              It was joke you fool

              You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

              Comment


                #77
                So am I the only one here who thinks that she was actually quite adorable?
                Sval-Baard Consulting Ltd - we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.

                Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational signature about being a winner.

                Comment


                  #78
                  Originally posted by Svalbaard View Post
                  So am I the only one here who thinks that she was actually quite adorable?
                  No. I'd like to quiz her.

                  You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

                  Comment


                    #79
                    Apparently not, she's a bit of a GGLF

                    Geek that Geeks would like to Fook
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

                    Comment


                      #80
                      Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
                      No. I'd like to quiz her.
                      Originally posted by Svalbaard View Post
                      So am I the only one here who thinks that she was actually quite adorable?
                      You could both start the fan club.
                      I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X