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Previously on "University Challenge and that plain swotty girl"
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GGLF needs some work....
I'm all for inteligent women but I don't like hairy armpits
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostApparently not, she's a bit of a GGILF
Geek that Geeks would like to Fook
They are probably sterile though, so no danger of being overpopulated with intelligent people - worse luck.
Thick people on the other hand are extremely fecund.
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Apparently not, she's a bit of a GGLF
Geek that Geeks would like to Fook
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So am I the only one here who thinks that she was actually quite adorable?
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Originally posted by zeitghostHolden: Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.
Leon: My mother?
Holden: Yeah.
Leon: Let me tell you about my mother.
[Leon shoots Holden with a gun he had pulled out under the table]
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Originally posted by bogeyman View PostLiar
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Originally posted by bogeyman View PostDescribe your wife/girlfriend. Does she fit this profile?
I must admit that my eyesight’s been failing me with age.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYes, brains, humour and inner beauty are very desirable characteristics in a tall, blonde, voluptuous nymphomaniac.
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