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Previously on "University Challenge and that plain swotty girl"

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Rookie View Post
    Very good in winter for keeping your hands warm.
    Please, I’ve just eaten.

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  • Rookie
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    GGLF needs some work....

    I'm all for inteligent women but I don't like hairy armpits
    Very good in winter for keeping your hands warm.

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  • Bagpuss
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    GGLF needs some work....

    I'm all for inteligent women but I don't like hairy armpits

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Apparently not, she's a bit of a GGILF

    Geek that Geeks would like to Fook
    Geeks fook?

    They are probably sterile though, so no danger of being overpopulated with intelligent people - worse luck.

    Thick people on the other hand are extremely fecund.

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  • Rookie
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    No. I'd like to quiz her.
    Originally posted by Svalbaard View Post
    So am I the only one here who thinks that she was actually quite adorable?
    You could both start the fan club.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Apparently not, she's a bit of a GGLF

    Geek that Geeks would like to Fook

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by Svalbaard View Post
    So am I the only one here who thinks that she was actually quite adorable?
    No. I'd like to quiz her.

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  • Svalbaard
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    So am I the only one here who thinks that she was actually quite adorable?

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Jealous. You really should try myopia; it makes the world look so much better.
    It was joke you fool

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Holden: Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.
    Leon: My mother?
    Holden: Yeah.
    Leon: Let me tell you about my mother.
    [Leon shoots Holden with a gun he had pulled out under the table]

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    Liar
    Jealous. You really should try myopia; it makes the world look so much better.

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Yes.

    I must admit that my eyesight’s been failing me with age.
    Liar

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    Describe your wife/girlfriend. Does she fit this profile?
    Yes.

    I must admit that my eyesight’s been failing me with age.

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Yes, brains, humour and inner beauty are very desirable characteristics in a tall, blonde, voluptuous nymphomaniac.
    Describe your wife/girlfriend. Does she fit this profile?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Yes, brains, humour and inner beauty are very desirable characteristics in a tall, blonde, voluptuous nymphomaniac.

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