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Previously on "Happy Birthday Churchill"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I'd rather not picture the image of my Mother and Father "Doing the Dirty Deed"...

    Oh Bollox!!!
    WHS

    Makes me wish I was a test tube baby......

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
    Thinking about it, you could argue that we have 2 days to celebrate.

    1. The day of "Conception"
    2. The day of "Birth"

    I would put option 1 as more important, since it is the point from which everything begins.

    I just suppose it's easier to remember option 2.

    Working out option 1 might be tricky, since sperm can last in the body for 7 days, so the place of reproduction may not necessarily be the same place as fertilisation, which can occur some days afterwards.

    Could be great new opportunity for Clinton Cards though.

    "Happy Fertilisation Day !"

    "So glad you came ! "

    "You Survived Gestation ! Grats !"

    "Yay ! You Avoided The Curtains This Time !"
    I'd rather not picture the image of my Mother and Father "Doing the Dirty Deed"...

    Oh Bollox!!!

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  • Board Game Geek
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    Thinking about it, you could argue that we have 2 days to celebrate.

    1. The day of "Conception"
    2. The day of "Birth"

    I would put option 1 as more important, since it is the point from which everything begins.

    I just suppose it's easier to remember option 2.

    Working out option 1 might be tricky, since sperm can last in the body for 7 days, so the place of reproduction may not necessarily be the same place as fertilisation, which can occur some days afterwards.

    Could be great new opportunity for Clinton Cards though.

    "Happy Fertilisation Day !"

    "So glad you came ! "

    "You Survived Gestation ! Grats !"

    "Yay ! You Avoided The Curtains This Time !"

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  • Alf W
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Has anyone else ever got 2 birthday threads?
    Not in the same month

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  • bogeyman
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    Don't piss on the square doggy.

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  • realityhack
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    Have a blast, Churchy!


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  • Board Game Geek
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    Happy Birthing (or should that be "Berthing") Day from me and Mrs BGG, you rapscallion you !)

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  • wobbegong
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    Happy Birthday Churchy.

    A virtual pint is on the bar.

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    carpet burns - allegedly

    Oohh! Ouch!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    Where is the old masonic dog?

    Haven't had him piss up my leg for ages.
    carpet burns - allegedly






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  • bogeyman
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    Where is the old masonic dog?

    Haven't had him piss up my leg for ages.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    "The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older..."

    Happy Birthday...
    I'm getting Deja Vu.....

    Happy Birthday Churchill

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by ControlG View Post
    Happy Birthday again

    Well done on getting 2 threads. I only got one
    Has anyone else ever got 2 birthday threads?

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  • voodooflux
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    Happy Birthday squire

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by ControlG View Post
    Happy Birthday again

    Well done on getting 2 threads. I only got one
    That's one more than I got

    Happy birthday old boy

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