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Originally posted by moorfield View PostWalkers only ever seem to do "fat bags" now. You can't get what used to be considered a "standard" size bag of crisps anywhere for love or money.
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Originally posted by moorfield View PostWalkers only ever seem to do "fat bags" now. You can't get what used to be considered a "standard" size bag of crisps anywhere for love or money.
And they don't taste like a high street doughnut van's stale oil like Walker's do.
And there's no dodgy additives.
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Originally posted by ToolpusherAn old joke (when creme eggs were cheaper)......
Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and a creme egg?
A. You can lick a creme egg out for 10p.
An Essex girl will also lick all the creme off your finger.
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Originally posted by Liability View PostDidnt walkers do something similar and then brought out the slightly larger bag?
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Originally posted by ToolpusherAn old joke (when creme eggs were cheaper)......
Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and a creme egg?
A. You can lick a creme egg out for 10p.
tim
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Originally posted by swamp View PostYou've got bigger.
"You set 'em up, I'll knock 'em down!"
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostConfectionary manufacturers begin by reducing the size of their products a little at a time. Then people notice and they put their prices up, restoring the original size.
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Creme eggs remind me of our Prime Minister.
Brown and full of snot.
I'll be in the cloakroom.
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Confectionary manufacturers begin by reducing the size of their products a little at a time. Then people notice and they put their prices up, restoring the original size.
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Cadbury's creme eggs
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