Cadbury's creme eggs

[Cyberman]

Eating Cadbury's creme eggs or crisps are bad for you. Use some willpower.

[chicane]

Walkers only ever seem to do "fat bags" now. You can't get what used to be considered a "standard" size bag of crisps anywhere for love or money.

You could try the multipacks of Walkers crisps - they come in a pitiful 25g bag that you can wolf down in seconds if you're after a quick fix rather than a heart attack in a bag.

[BrowneIssue]

Walkers only ever seem to do "fat bags" now. You can't get what used to be considered a "standard" size bag of crisps anywhere for love or money.

You are wanting Seabrook crisps. A reet proper gobful.

And they don't taste like a high street doughnut van's stale oil like Walker's do.

And there's no dodgy additives.

[moorfield]

An old joke (when creme eggs were cheaper)......

Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and a creme egg?

A. You can lick a creme egg out for 10p.

An Essex girl will also lick all the creme off your finger.

[moorfield]

Didnt walkers do something similar and then brought out the slightly larger bag?

Walkers only ever seem to do "fat bags" now. You can't get what used to be considered a "standard" size bag of crisps anywhere for love or money. And they say our kids are getting fatter, I wonder why.

[tim123]

An old joke (when creme eggs were cheaper)......

Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and a creme egg?

A. You can lick a creme egg out for 10p.

Have you got that the right way round?

tim

[thunderlizard]

You've got bigger.

That'll be all those Cadbury's Creme Eggs.




"You set 'em up, I'll knock 'em down!"
tl

[Liability]

Confectionary manufacturers begin by reducing the size of their products a little at a time. Then people notice and they put their prices up, restoring the original size.

Didnt walkers do something similar and then brought out the slightly larger bag?

[TykeMerc]

Creme eggs remind me of our Prime Minister.

Brown and full of snot.

I'll be in the cloakroom.

[NotAllThere]

Confectionary manufacturers begin by reducing the size of their products a little at a time. Then people notice and they put their prices up, restoring the original size.

[swamp]

Are they getting smaller, or have I gotten bigger?
Or a bit of both?

You've got bigger.

[chicane]

Are they getting smaller, or have I gotten bigger?
Or a bit of both?