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Moscow Mule replied

17 February 2009, 12:20
Originally posted by Ruprect View Post

Heaven and hell don't exist. Sorry.

You've not been to Slough then.
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Ruprect replied

17 February 2009, 11:59
Originally posted by expat View Post

You know, I think I trust you, but that doesn't look like a URL that I'd normally click on

Being the gluttonous contractor that I am, I was looking for the web site to Heston's Fat Duck, and mistakenly tried fatduck.com. Be careful with this - clientco's proxy told me I was looking for p0rn
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FSM with Cheddar replied

17 February 2009, 11:51
Originally posted by expat View Post

You know, I think I trust you, but that doesn't look like a URL that I'd normally click on

XKCD = the meaning of life

Tis a great geek cartoon series.
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expat replied

17 February 2009, 10:34
Originally posted by zeitghost

http://xkcd.com/533/

You know, I think I trust you, but that doesn't look like a URL that I'd normally click on
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NotAllThere replied

17 February 2009, 09:49
Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post

I'm going to heaven for the weather, and hell for the company

Sounds like permie talk to me.
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expat replied

17 February 2009, 09:47
Originally posted by Ruprect View Post

Heaven and hell don't exist. Sorry.

So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

....
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Ruprect replied

17 February 2009, 09:42
Heaven and hell don't exist. Sorry.
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Pogle replied

17 February 2009, 08:55
The devil DOES write the best tunes
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FSM with Cheddar replied

17 February 2009, 08:53
I'm going to heaven for the weather, and hell for the company
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Pogle replied

17 February 2009, 08:44
Originally posted by zeitghost

Ye're all Sinners!

Repent, repent!

Or ye're all going to burn!

Tell me something I dont know!!
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NotAllThere replied

17 February 2009, 08:35
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I am sure St Paul mentioned it his his letters though : I think most Christians follow the new testament whether said by Jesus or not?

Paul did mention homosexual acts. Most Christians follow the NT, or at least they follow an interpretation of it. Rather than the above

But d000hg is correct when he says that to understand Christianity, you have to have knowledge of the old testament. The NT needs the context of the OT. Jesus and Paul were always referring back to it.
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BrilloPad replied

17 February 2009, 08:20
Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post

Well if that is the case. Jesus did not mention homosexuality at all. Therefore Christians have no grounds for homophobia.

I am sure St Paul mentioned it his his letters though : I think most Christians follow the new testament whether said by Jesus or not?
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FSM with Cheddar replied

17 February 2009, 08:16
Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post

No, Christians don't follow any laws from Leviticus. A true Christian only follows the word of Jesus Christ.

Well if that is the case. Jesus did not mention homosexuality at all. Therefore Christians have no grounds for homophobia.
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BrilloPad replied

17 February 2009, 07:20
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Sorry, BrilloPad, your next door totty is off limits!
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NotAllThere replied

17 February 2009, 04:38
Jesus is a Jew... well his mother was, so that makes him one.

The first Christians were all Jews. But Gentiles were included very soon after pentecost.

The council of Jerusalem was where it was decided that gentile Christians didn't have to keep to the dietary laws or be circumcised. Just to not eat animals that had been strangled, or eat/drink blood and to refrain from fornication.

Sorry, BrilloPad, your next door totty is off limits!
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