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Previously on "Things go better with Lithium (batteries)."
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That's just phoney Beatlemania biting the dust.Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostVery good, but I can't get the tune of 'London's Calling' out of my head when I read it.
Yep. Yep. A half life of 22 minutes, so between placing the order and getting delivery, there wont be much left.Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostIs Francium the heaviest? With the added bonus of being radioactive as well?
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Very good, but I can't get the tune of 'London's Calling' out of my head when I read it.
Is Francium the heaviest? With the added bonus of being radioactive as well?
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To the tune of London's Burning:
Caesium's burning! Caesium's burning!
Fire! Fire!
Fire! Fire!
Pour on water!
Ooooh tulip.
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My son is doing Group 1 metals in Chemistry at the moment. He told me why the heavier ones are more reactive, which I hadn't realised before. At least I think that's what he said.
Anyway, Lithium is the lightest, so wouldn't arsebum or whatever it's called blow your head off if you whisper boo to it?
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Things go better with Lithium (batteries).
http://www.electronicsweekly.com/blo...ions.html#more
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft4E1eCUItIOriginally posted by zeitghostEspecially when it cracked the thick safety glass container...
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