I have a CV stacked full of telecomms product development buzz words.
I'm always getting calls for "Installation and Commissioning" (I.e going to a foreign country and putting cables down holes).
tim
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I thought Franko was a Spanish dictator.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostComic Sans is a bit like an Italian - looks good but not much depth.
(Sorry Franko)
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Ariel is a mermaid - is your CV in Ariel?Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostMost definately not. Ariel is the daddy of all fonts - strong, reliable, a trustworthy font!
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Is Arial stupid then?Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostI feel so much closer to you now
On a serious note, fi you had the world best CV and were absolutely 110% perfect for a job, yet you wrote you CV using a stupid font...or multiple stupid fonts....do you think you'd get the job?
I think there was a similar question posed a few minutes ago about how do you know that snow is thick?
PS I only used one font in my cv - thanks!
and what font is yours in? I should run a poll methinks - nah I cannae be bothered I have work to do.
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I feel so much closer to you nowOriginally posted by MPwannadecentincome View PostArial - That's getting a bit personal now isn't it, you'll soon know more about me than the OH!
On a serious note, if you had the world best CV and were absolutely 110% perfect for a job, yet you wrote your CV using a stupid font...or multiple stupid fonts....do you think you'd get the job?Last edited by SallyAnne; 12 February 2009, 13:50.
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aha - a serious answer - now what was the question again?Originally posted by Rookie View PostSo, I suppose the answer to the question is "No. Not very well."
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A very quiet day indeed.Originally posted by ratewhore View PostIt's a quiet day on the boards today...
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It's a quiet day on the boards today...Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View PostLuckily I don't have to wear a tie as for mouse pointers I can't be bothered with all that rubbish.
Goodness me I felt like changing the font once - and it has attracted so much attention? Is it lunchtime or something - oh yes it is - I'm one hour ahead in CET!
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