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Can't pimps read CVs?
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Originally posted by swamp View PostNo one reads much past this point.
In fact my earlier CVs didn't even mention the technology as I didn't think it was important, thing is pimps complained that I had no keywords in my CV!This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernamesComment
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Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View PostAbout halfway down the first page of my CV - below the bits about my PM skills etc I have written that I have lead projects / developments using Oracle and Java.
The rest of the CV is all PM PM PM.
So why do pimps call me up for Java/Oracle developer roles?
Are they short of candidates?
(vent over - thanks!)
Why?
Why did you do this?The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostI'm more concerned with why you felt the need to write this post in Comic Sans MS!?
Why?
Why did you do this?I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostI'm more concerned with why you felt the need to write this post in Comic Sans MS!?
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Why did you do this?This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernamesComment
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Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Postdunno I felt like a change!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostI'm more concerned with why you felt the need to write this post in Comic Sans MS!?
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Why did you do this?Older and ...well, just older!!Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostWhat font was your CV in?This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernamesComment
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Originally posted by ratewhore View PostI bet he has calvin and hobbes mouse pointers installed to match his tie...
Goodness me I felt like changing the font once - and it has attracted so much attention? Is it lunchtime or something - oh yes it is - I'm one hour ahead in CET!This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernamesComment
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Originally posted by zeitghostHave we got wingdings?
Frig.
No.
Ho hum.Comment
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