Reply to: You've been abducted by aliens

[EternalOptimist]

It's got to be one of the unknown eternal verities.

'Where does the fluff in my belly button come from?'

[AlfredJPruffock]

How wery odd.

This weekend I met a most remarkable chap - he seeemed to be able to read my mind - very odd.

Her was very very amusing character indeed - quite thin and about six foot six tall and his skin seemed to have a faint glow .

He then seemed to produce a few objects our of thin air - I was pretty thunderstruck at this point - I must admit.

Before I left he made a few remarks about Einstien's Cosmological Constant - I had read a book mentioning this in the morning about three hours earlier -previsoulsy I was unaware of usch a thing.

He said everything would become clearer in the Spring but Einstein was essentially correct.

Later on reflection I felt sure that he was not merely an illusionist but quite possibly not of this World.

I have been in a rather perplexed state of mind ever since.

[BrilloPad]

After the obligatory anal probe, the aliens reveal they've been recording absolutely everything that's happened on Earth since life first appeared. They have a database that contains every event, every conversation, etc etc.

In return for your rectal compliance they offer to answer you one question. You can ask anything you like about what's happened on Earth since life began and will get a true answer.

What would you ask them?

Is Zeity your son?

[bogeyman]

Why did they leave a copy of the database on a memory stick on the seat of the number 15 omnibusaucer from Alpha Centauri to Rigel?

[Board Game Geek]

Dunno

[lightng]

After the obligatory anal probe, the aliens reveal they've been recording absolutely everything that's happened on Earth since life first appeared. They have a database that contains every event, every conversation, etc etc.

In return for your rectal compliance they offer to answer you one question. You can ask anything you like about what's happened on Earth since life began and will get a true answer.

What would you ask them?

I'd ask them to provide the date and time they were planning to throw my personal information including banking details on a skip so I could arrange to get my passwords / pins changed etc.

[chef]

what are the next euromillions rollover lottery results?

[TimberWolf]

You can ask anything you like about what's happened on Earth since life began and will get a true answer.

What would you ask them?

I want to know more about our most distant ancestor (great, great,...*^loads grandfather) - the first reproducing organism.

[d000hg]

There was an Arthur C. Clarke novel where they were able to view the past (but not interact) using some science magic. An interesting aside in the book was a project being set up called "The 10,000 Days" where thousands of people used this technology to watch/record every minute of Jesus' life.
Of course it turned out the truth was that there's wasn't much special, but it was an interesting idea.

[gingerjedi]

Where's Glenn Miller?

[Mr Crosby]

Can you leave the fee on the dressing table

[Moscow Mule]

How can I prove who killed JFK?

[FSM with Cheddar]

Can I recommend making the probe ribbed?

[DS23]

what are the results of the probe?

[Archangel]

How could Sarah Jackson be so mean to me?