Reply to: Colombian Hostages

[The Late, Great JC]

So has anyone any updates on the hostages?

Yeah, beheaded, but hey, who gives a damn?

[BlasterBates]

So has anyone any updates on the hostages?

[The Late, Great JC]

Its for my huge kitchen / diner. INsurance company wont cough up if the Washing machine... explodes and warps the wood, so a alternative is sought that is insurable

MG

We have stone flooring in the Kitchen. The unfortunate thing is that jars of piccalilli don't bounce...

[MrsGoof]

This might be a bit radical, but why not use .... WOOD !

Failing that real lino isnt as bad as its rep

Its for my huge kitchen / diner. INsurance company wont cough up if the Washing machine... explodes and warps the wood, so a alternative is sought that is insurable

MG

[WageSlave]

1 TB of indexed porn? Wow, fantastic.

Ah, that's nothing. I recently bought the kingdom of Tonga in order to house my collection of porn. I've got some great 'Grannies in diving gear' if you're interested. Old Maude in full frog man kit....phoar!

[The Late, Great JC]

Has it got your name on it? And why is it YOUR software as you worked in a team, surely the whole team did it, not just you?

AtW, if you know how to find it, yes, my name is in the software. Also, one may in fact work in a team but still have responsibility for certain components within a system.

Now, run along, I'm sure there're some porn sites that your crawlers have missed.

1 TB of indexed porn? Wow, fantastic.

[nobody here but us chicke]

radical

This might be a bit radical, but why not use .... WOOD !

Failing that real lino isnt as bad as its rep

[MrsGoof]

Chico:

It's plastic but looks and feels like wood, you can even get saw effects on it.

PRC:

It may be marmolium but they dont seem to do wood efects.


Any other ideas ?


P.S.

This thread is moving, keep it going

[AtW]

AtW, my software is out there, you just need to look.

Has it got your name on it? And why is it YOUR software as you worked in a team, surely the whole team did it, not just you?

[The Late, Great JC]

Unlike you I keep my work public so that anyone can track its progress.

Let me know when you have a 1 TB full text indexing system running reasonably fast on a crap PC.

AtW, my software is out there, you just need to look.

[AtW]

Lies, damn lies and delivery timescales.

Unlike you I keep my work public so that anyone can track its progress.

Let me know when you have a 1 TB full text indexing system running reasonably fast on a crap PC.

[PRC1964]

Does anyone know who are the competitors to Amtico, I understand there is one but cant find who it is.

I tried searcing on Majestic 12, but ended up with a screen of .NET errors.

Marmoleum?

[The Late, Great JC]

Busy with work on the client right now, search engine is the same as 2 months ago (apart from user control functions), nearer Xmas it will be much much better.

Lies, damn lies and delivery timescales.

[AtW]

I tried searcing on Majestic 12, but ended up with a screen of .NET errors.

Busy with work on the client right now, search engine is the same as 2 months ago (apart from user control functions), nearer Xmas it will be much much better.

[Chico]

Wood flooring?