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Previously on "I won't get out of bed for anything less than......"

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  • Board Game Geek
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    If it's a choice between £65 or none at all, then £65 ofc ! Doh !

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  • Durbs
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    Originally posted by PerlOfWisdom View Post
    Bacon egg sausage mushrooms tomatoes and toast
    No deal without Black Puddin' !!!

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Originally posted by PerlOfWisdom View Post
    Bacon egg sausage mushrooms tomatoes and toast
    Can I swap the tomatoes for fried bread, please?

    And a mug of tea, too, please.

    Oh, and the same again for the Missus.

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  • Cyberman
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    If you're rolling in loot, then you can be smug and say £400ish.
    If, like now, it's a recession and you're struggling for a gig, then you'd get out of bed for anything.

    Most of the time I'd get out of bed for the promise of a crispy bacon sarnie.

    I said 800 cos nothing can get me out of bed early in this weather !!

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  • PerlOfWisdom
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    I won't get out of bed for anything less than......

    Bacon egg sausage mushrooms tomatoes and toast

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  • Andy2
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Where's the "I don't get out of bed, for I am Threaded!" option?
    Because he is too fat innit

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    £250+ if I can work 100% from home
    £325+ if I can do a nice commute from home
    £375+ (not including expenses) if I have to work away

    It's not about the money. It's about working in my dressing gown and not having to get in the car.
    That seems like a good set of numbers. Not what I'd jump up and down about, but what I'd get out of bed for.

    Basic cost of living incl mortgage, bills, housekeeping, Uni student, comes to about 3k per month. Anything that won't even support that means I'd rather stay in bed and think of another plan.

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by chris79 View Post
    100001
    120021
    123321

    ?
    Nope - I've missed that one. (TPD Palis of note)

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  • d000hg
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    £250+ if I can work 100% from home
    £325+ if I can do a nice commute from home
    £375+ (not including expenses) if I have to work away

    It's not about the money. It's about working in my dressing gown and not having to get in the car.

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  • Churchill
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    Where's the "I don't get out of bed, for I am Threaded!" option?

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  • chris79
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    100001
    120021
    123321

    ?

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  • realityhack
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    I won't get out of bed for anything less than......

    ...the excellent coffee and breakfast my beautiful wife woke me up with this morning.

    I think what you mean is: "I won't endure a commute-in-a-suit for anything less than..." The answer to which is £360 pd (I'm cheap as chips, baby) or anything, if times are hard.

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  • Gonzo
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Top tip.
    If you are having a dream that you are bursting for a wee, and you recognise that you are dreaming, wake up quick


    Don't laugh. That happened to me once.


    It wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't for the fact that I was in this cracking bird's bed at the time.

    Luckily I woke up before very much had leaked out and she didn't say anything, but that was an awkward situation for a bit.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    That was me this morning

    Second reason is to kick off the download of Heroes.

    I've had my breakfast + 2 coffees and now I'm at a loss for something to do.
    Top tip.
    If you are having a dream that you are bursting for a wee, and you recognise that you are dreaming, wake up quick


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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    When you get older it's because you are dying for a wee
    That was me this morning

    Second reason is to kick off the download of Heroes.

    I've had my breakfast + 2 coffees and now I'm at a loss for something to do.

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