Got my ass kicked by a yogurt!

[KentPhilip]

Send the pots to Gordon Brown with a note "Here's some bacteria who will vote for you - they are friendly bacteria"

[Sockpuppet]

Eight of them! Did you have a couple of bong hits to create such an appetite?

Nah, I just hadn't eaten all day!

[Jubber]

I was in need of a meal on wednesday night. Very little real food it the house. Decided in my wisdom to to eat the eight pro-biotic yogurts that i had in my fridge instead of going shopping.

All i'll say it thats a lot of friendly bacteria to have at work.

I'm not trying that again.

Eight of them! Did you have a couple of bong hits to create such an appetite?

[lightng]

The common yoghurt is a very dangerous creature. Never underestimate it. Sockpuppet, it took eight to get you but only one to get me.

Two summers ago I left one in the car. It was one of the few hot days of the year. Anyway to cut a long story short, the thing exploded while I was parked up.

Remember watching Mr Bean trying to paint his room with a tin of paint and an explosive? It was just like that, the car was almost completely covered in yogurt save for a vague yoghurty silhouette of myself on the drivers window.

Took weeks to get rid of the smell from the car.

[Sockpuppet]

Have you been on the loo for two days???

Yep

I guess that's one way to lose weight

I was thinking this. I'll be on the bench in 4 weeks time. I wonder if an 1 week experiment using 300 Activia is in order.

I'm guessing you no longer have that bloaty feeling

I feel hungry and full at the same time. Those are weird feelings to have at the same time.

Dude you must feel awesome on the inside. Activia says so.

Not awesome no.

[thelace]

I'm guessing you no longer have that bloaty feeling

[PM-Junkie]

I guess that's one way to lose weight

[BrowneIssue]

I was in need of a meal on wednesday night. Very little real food it the house. Decided in my wisdom to to eat the eight pro-biotic yogurts

Have you been on the loo for two days???

Edit: I once scoffed eight very, very ripe bananas within a couple of hours. Eye of a needle, chaps, eye of a needle.

[suityou01]

I was in need of a meal on wednesday night. Very little real food it the house. Decided in my wisdom to to eat the eight pro-biotic yogurts that i had in my fridge instead of going shopping.

All i'll say it thats a lot of friendly bacteria to have at work.

Dude you must feel awesome on the inside. Activia says so.

[Sockpuppet]

I was in need of a meal on wednesday night. Very little real food it the house. Decided in my wisdom to to eat the eight pro-biotic yogurts that i had in my fridge instead of going shopping.

All i'll say it thats a lot of friendly bacteria to have at work.

I'm not trying that again.