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Pogle replied

30 January 2009, 15:41
I certainly wouldn't trust me
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Drewster replied

30 January 2009, 15:40
Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Post

what did you get for the £150????

He had to give some old tramp a BJ.... but he said it was worth it!
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Cyberman replied

30 January 2009, 15:18
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

How can you trust something that bleeds for 4 days a month and doesn't die?

I might have heard it on south park
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MPwannadecentincome replied

30 January 2009, 15:18
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

me - 'I'm really tired tonight, the last thing I need is a one hour BJ, but I would really like to go to the Trafford centre shopping instead'

cost me £150

what did you get for the £150????
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norrahe replied

30 January 2009, 15:14
How can you trust something that bleeds for 4 days a month and doesn't die?

I might have heard it on south park
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Money Money Money replied

30 January 2009, 15:00
What am I doing wrong?

Can't shag without them is what I was....

Oh forget it!
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Money Money Money replied

30 January 2009, 14:59
[QUOTE=EternalOptimist;757470]Women eh, cant live with em cant live without em.

/QUOTE]
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Money Money Money replied

30 January 2009, 14:58
[QUOTE=EternalOptimist;757470]Women eh, cant live with em cant live without em.

QUOTE]

Shag
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VectraMan replied

30 January 2009, 14:55
"Women! Can't live with them. The End"

- Al Bundy
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EternalOptimist replied

30 January 2009, 14:41
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

EO, you might try the contrarian tactic. Whenever a woman in your household comes up with a really good idea, discourage her in the strongest possible terms. Should she have a really bad idea, nod approvingly and agree with everything she says. Might work.

Tried that last week.

me - 'I'm really tired tonight, the last thing I need is a one hour BJ, but I would really like to go to the Trafford centre shopping instead'

cost me £150
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Drewster replied

30 January 2009, 14:25
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Sorry to hear EO.

Do any of the women in your household listen to you, ever?

Why on earth would they??
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Mich the Tester replied

30 January 2009, 14:25
EO, you might try the contrarian tactic. Whenever a woman in your household comes up with a really good idea, discourage her in the strongest possible terms. Should she have a really bad idea, nod approvingly and agree with everything she says. Might work.
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Pondlife replied

30 January 2009, 14:22
Sorry to hear EO.

Do any of the women in your household listen to you, ever?
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thelace replied

30 January 2009, 14:10
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Women eh, cant live with em ...

10 - 15 years if you smother them with a pillow.
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Ruprect replied

30 January 2009, 14:01
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Women eh, cant live with em cant live without em.

with
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