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Archangel replied

2 February 2009, 08:17
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Prawns are underwater bugs - they're related to cockroaches, an entomologist told me.

Prawn is related to Pawn, an etymologist told me
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BrilloPad replied

1 February 2009, 17:00
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Might be nicer if it wasn't a jellyhead like DP!

Be grateful : it could have been atw or andyw!!
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shaunbhoy replied

1 February 2009, 16:58
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Thats not worrying! Its nice to have someone who cares what you say. Think of it as your very own stalker : you are a CUK celebrity!

I am touched that recently someone has added my name to their signature. And I thought no-one cared what I said! Now if I cold just remember who it was.....

Might be nicer if it wasn't a jellyhead like DP!
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BrilloPad replied

1 February 2009, 16:56
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Only you could have taken that statement as anything approaching a serious analysis and not the blatant piece of bait, that those with an intellect greater than a toilet duck, spotted immediately.
More worryingly, when did you start archiving my contributions? What an anorak!!

Thats not worrying! Its nice to have someone who cares what you say. Think of it as your very own stalker : you are a CUK celebrity!

I am touched that recently someone has added my name to their signature. And I thought no-one cared what I said! Now if I cold just remember who it was.....
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shaunbhoy replied

1 February 2009, 16:54
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Eat my signature SB!

Only you could have taken that statement as anything approaching a serious analysis and not the blatant piece of bait, that those with an intellect greater than a toilet duck, spotted immediately.
More worryingly, when did you start archiving my contributions? What an anorak!!
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DimPrawn replied

30 January 2009, 17:40
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Tsk tsk.........the ignominy of being classed as a Dim one then!!

Eat my signature SB!
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shaunbhoy replied

30 January 2009, 17:28
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Prawns are underwater bugs - they're related to cockroaches, an entomologist told me.

Tsk tsk.........the ignominy of being classed as a Dim one then!!
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Pogle replied

30 January 2009, 16:08
Prawns are underwater bugs - they're related to cockroaches, an entomologist told me.
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ace00 replied

30 January 2009, 15:10
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

What about Dinosaurs?

Insect.
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DiscoStu replied

30 January 2009, 13:14
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

What about Dinosaurs?

They're dead.

HTH
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DimPrawn replied

30 January 2009, 13:13
Originally posted by Ravello View Post

I'm sure you're trying to be ironic, but for the record, sharks are fish, prawns are crustaceans and whales are aquatic mammals

What about Dinosaurs?
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Ravello replied

30 January 2009, 12:29
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Prawns aren't fish you dumb ass, they're aquatic mammals like sharks.

I'm sure you're trying to be ironic, but for the record, sharks are fish, prawns are crustaceans and whales are aquatic mammals
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Ruprect replied

30 January 2009, 12:06
What rattled your cage then?
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cojak replied

30 January 2009, 11:50
..and I believe that Sally can take care of herself...
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BrilloPad replied

30 January 2009, 11:50
Can someone elucidate me?
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