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Previously on "'Chav' free holidays"

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  • TheFaQQer
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    I think there's a market for holidays which are advertised purely to a specific market.

    Linky.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    rats

    I knew someone who claimed he knew someone who died of Weil's disease after drinking beer from a bottle that a rat had pissed on.
    that's nothing
    many's the time I have wailed I was dying after being pissed as a rat





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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    When the crates of bottles are stacked up at the docks and at the distributors' warehouses, and out the back of the bar, cats piss on them.

    Next?
    rats

    I knew someone who claimed he knew someone who died of Weil's disease after drinking beer from a bottle that a rat had pissed on.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Just like mice they have almost no bladder.
    Yeah, but most females I know are the same, they dont go pee-ing on my beer bottles though





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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    IIRC, rats don't actually stop for a pee like other animals. It just constantly leaks out wherever they go, that's one of the reasons why they are such a health hazard.





    chavs

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    IIRC, rats don't actually stop for a pee like other animals. It just constantly leaks out wherever they go, that's one of the reasons why they are such a health hazard.





    Just like mice they have almost no bladder.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by expat View Post
    Weil's
    IIRC, rats don't actually stop for a pee like other animals. It just constantly leaks out wherever they go, that's one of the reasons why they are such a health hazard.





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  • expat
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    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    IIRC that's how most Westerners now get Wiel's Disease: from rats peeing on the bottles whilst they've been stacked up.
    Weil's

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    whats wrong wiv drinking lager out of a bottle?
    IIRC that's how most Westerners now get Wiel's Disease: from rats peeing on the bottles whilst they've been stacked up.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    whats wrong wiv drinking lager out of a bottle?
    WHS. Chav only holidays anyone? I am of course kidding, but I occasionally go to Haven's for a short break as it's cheap, like the budgie, and you get to meet all sorts of characters. I am after all a philanthropist/cheapskate.

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  • thelace
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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    When the crates of bottles are stacked up at the docks and at the distributors' warehouses, and out the back of the bar, cats piss on them.

    Next?

    Tastes better than the stuff inside them half the time

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    whats wrong wiv drinking lager out of a bottle?
    When the crates of bottles are stacked up at the docks and at the distributors' warehouses, and out the back of the bar, cats piss on them.

    Next?

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  • Shimano105
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    What about in Doncaster?

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  • threaded
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    In Denmark you can ask for a chav-free holiday. People have claimed and have got their money back, if it's not been forthcoming.

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  • original PM
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    whats wrong wiv drinking lager out of a bottle?

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