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    #11
    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    When the crates of bottles are stacked up at the docks and at the distributors' warehouses, and out the back of the bar, cats piss on them.

    Next?

    Tastes better than the stuff inside them half the time
    'elf and safety guru

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      #12
      Originally posted by original PM View Post
      whats wrong wiv drinking lager out of a bottle?
      WHS. Chav only holidays anyone? I am of course kidding, but I occasionally go to Haven's for a short break as it's cheap, like the budgie, and you get to meet all sorts of characters. I am after all a philanthropist/cheapskate.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        Originally posted by original PM View Post
        whats wrong wiv drinking lager out of a bottle?
        IIRC that's how most Westerners now get Wiel's Disease: from rats peeing on the bottles whilst they've been stacked up.
        Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
        threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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          #14
          Originally posted by threaded View Post
          IIRC that's how most Westerners now get Wiel's Disease: from rats peeing on the bottles whilst they've been stacked up.
          Weil's

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            #15
            Originally posted by expat View Post
            Weil's
            IIRC, rats don't actually stop for a pee like other animals. It just constantly leaks out wherever they go, that's one of the reasons why they are such a health hazard.





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              #16
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              IIRC, rats don't actually stop for a pee like other animals. It just constantly leaks out wherever they go, that's one of the reasons why they are such a health hazard.





              Just like mice they have almost no bladder.

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                #17
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                IIRC, rats don't actually stop for a pee like other animals. It just constantly leaks out wherever they go, that's one of the reasons why they are such a health hazard.





                chavs
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Just like mice they have almost no bladder.
                  Yeah, but most females I know are the same, they dont go pee-ing on my beer bottles though





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                    #19
                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    When the crates of bottles are stacked up at the docks and at the distributors' warehouses, and out the back of the bar, cats piss on them.

                    Next?
                    rats

                    I knew someone who claimed he knew someone who died of Weil's disease after drinking beer from a bottle that a rat had pissed on.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                      rats

                      I knew someone who claimed he knew someone who died of Weil's disease after drinking beer from a bottle that a rat had pissed on.
                      that's nothing
                      many's the time I have wailed I was dying after being pissed as a rat





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