I think there's a market for holidays which are advertised purely to a specific market.
Linky.
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that's nothingOriginally posted by Platypus View Post
rats
I knew someone who claimed he knew someone who died of Weil's disease after drinking beer from a bottle that a rat had pissed on.
many's the time I have wailed I was dying after being pissed as a rat
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWhen the crates of bottles are stacked up at the docks and at the distributors' warehouses, and out the back of the bar, cats piss on them.
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rats
I knew someone who claimed he knew someone who died of Weil's disease after drinking beer from a bottle that a rat had pissed on.
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Yeah, but most females I know are the same, they dont go pee-ing on my beer bottles thoughOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostJust like mice they have almost no bladder.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIIRC, rats don't actually stop for a pee like other animals. It just constantly leaks out wherever they go, that's one of the reasons why they are such a health hazard.

chavs
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IIRC, rats don't actually stop for a pee like other animals. It just constantly leaks out wherever they go, that's one of the reasons why they are such a health hazard.Originally posted by expat View Post
Weil's
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WHS. Chav only holidays anyone?Originally posted by original PM View Postwhats wrong wiv drinking lager out of a bottle?
I am of course kidding, but I occasionally go to Haven's for a short break as it's cheap, like the budgie, and you get to meet all sorts of characters. I am after all a philanthropist/cheapskate.
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When the crates of bottles are stacked up at the docks and at the distributors' warehouses, and out the back of the bar, cats piss on them.Originally posted by original PM View Postwhats wrong wiv drinking lager out of a bottle?
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In Denmark you can ask for a chav-free holiday. People have claimed and have got their money back, if it's not been forthcoming.
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