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Durbs replied

23 January 2009, 18:30
1. Play Doh
2. Freshly sawn wood
3. WD-40
4. More freshly sawn wood
5. Minge
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Board Game Geek replied

23 January 2009, 17:36
That's a bit rich coming from the man with a Jedi Cat :-)

Only teasing...I preferred the eye patch chap avatar myself.

Have a good weekend.
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Ruprect replied

23 January 2009, 17:30
Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post

I'm impressed ! Excellent answers and a fascinating glimpse in to your psyche's.

, you're psychos
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Board Game Geek replied

23 January 2009, 17:27
I'm impressed ! Excellent answers and a fascinating glimpse in to your psyche's.
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realityhack replied

23 January 2009, 16:27
1. Littlest Hobo
2. Danger Mouse
3. Top Cat
4. Tripods
5. The A Team, Foo'
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Tensai replied

23 January 2009, 15:27
1. 42
2. Every other Thursday when the wife is out
3. Microsoft
4. The back of my knee
5. ContracturUK

Wait, what was the question....?
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Pondlife replied

23 January 2009, 14:00
1. George
2. Dick
3. Julian
4. Anne
5. Timmy (the dog)

Surprised this one hasn't been done yet.
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Pondlife replied

23 January 2009, 13:58
Originally posted by Chugnut View Post

<Craig David>
1. Met a girl
2. Took her for a drink
3. Made love
4. Made love
5. Made love
</Craig David>
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Ruprect replied

23 January 2009, 13:57
1. There are weapons of mass destruction, and they can be deployed in 45 minutes
2. The recession is due to global banking practices and therefore unavoidable and nothing to do with us
3. Anti-terror laws will only be used in exceptional cases
4. Income tax will not be increased on our watch
5. No return to boom and bust economics
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oracleslave replied

23 January 2009, 13:57
Originally posted by Chugnut View Post

<Craig David>
1. Met a girl
2. Took her for a drink
3. Made love
4. Made love
5. Made love
</Craig David>

<Rick Astley>
1. Never gonna let you down
2. Never gonna run around and desert you
3. Never gonna make you cry
4. Never gonna say goodbye
5. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
<Rick Astley>
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Chugnut replied

23 January 2009, 13:53
<Craig David>
1. Met a girl
2. Took her for a drink
3. Made love
4. Made love
5. Made love
</Craig David>
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Mich the Tester replied

23 January 2009, 13:51
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

1. Rover 216
2. Fiesta
3. Fiesta
4. Astra
5. A3

1 Vauxhall Viva
2 Fiesta
3 BMW 735i
4 Datsun van
5 Back seat of the bus
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Chugnut replied

23 January 2009, 13:48
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Is it because you are 31, but you look 42?

Nope, it's the final year of the current recession.

HTH
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SallyAnne replied

23 January 2009, 13:45
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Foiled again

Is it because you are 31, but you look 42?
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Bagpuss replied

23 January 2009, 13:34
Foiled again
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